You're no actor, you're a celebrity. Let's be clear on that.
Birdman
2.5s
This set is fake, the bananas are fake.
Birdman
1.6s
You know what I mean.
Birdman
4.5s
Now I spend every fucking minute praying to be somebody else. Somebody I'm not!
Birdman
2.5s
Why must actors have to resort to this?
Birdman
3.5s
Do you talk to her? Yeah, we talk.
Birdman
1.5s
Get up! Ow! That hurts!
Birdman
8.4s
Did you replace my gin with water, man? Oh! Mike, come on. "Come on," what? You're drunk.
Birdman
4s
So Carver's the reason you became an actor, huh? Listen, this is my fucking show.
Birdman
4.8s
There's a bald guy and he's going to walk right under you. Spit on his head.
Birdman
3.6s
No, it's just sometimes you don't consider other people's feelings.
Birdman
2.8s
Would you mind having a picture with us here?
Birdman
1.7s
What'd you say? Me?
Birdman
1.5s
You've been what?
Birdman
2.5s
The husband, the old man...
Birdman
3.5s
Shave off that pathetic goatee. Get some surgery!
Birdman
7.5s
This is Carver! He left a piece of his liver on the table each time he wrote a page! If I need to be drinking gin, who the fuck are you to touch my gin?
