There's a bald guy and he's going to walk right under you. Spit on his head.
Birdman
2.5s
I want your shit out of the apartment.
Birdman
3.2s
He has a thing for nuns in diapers.
Birdman
2s
...did not mean I did not love you.
Birdman
5.9s
You're Mr. Natural. Mr. Fuck-the-scene- just-stare- at-my-massive-hard-on. That's truth. You think it looked massive?
Birdman
4.8s
You have any idea the people who have walked on these boards before you?
Birdman
4.2s
Tonight they were laughing, tomorrow they'll be tweeting. Who cares?
Birdman
3.7s
You fucked Janet Rossbach in our bed. Skip over that part.
Birdman
2.7s
This is the theater, honey. Don't be so self-conscious.
Birdman
2s
I think he's drinking real gin.
Birdman
1.5s
It's comforting.
Birdman
1.5s
You'll find out.
Birdman
1.3s
Truth.
Birdman
14.5s
As you're probably aware, Barthes said: "The cultural work done in the past by gods and epic sagas... "...is now being done by laundry detergent commercials... "...and comic strip characters."
Birdman
5.3s
Yeah, I'm going to lay down. Almost there, buddy. Last preview. Okay. Cool.
Birdman
3.5s
It's like a candle burning at both ends, but it's beautiful.
