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Why do I always... beg people to love me?
Birdman
Okay. No problem.
Birdman
Ignorant, but charming. Now, you're just a tiny, bitter cocksucker.
Birdman
And billions of flies eat shit every day! So what? Does that make it good?
Birdman
About what? About your being special.
Birdman
...hitting me in the balls with, like, a tiny little hammer.
Birdman
...following me around and, like...
Birdman
Tonight wasn't bad.
Birdman
That takes a lot of balls.
Birdman
You don't even have a Facebook page! It's you who doesn't exist!
Birdman
Shut up! Just don't do anything stupid.
Birdman
You can't get it up in six months and now you want to fuck me in front of 800 strangers?!
Birdman
What? That's the best you've been. Why would you do that?! We were onstage!
Birdman
None of this even matters. I don't exist. I don't exist.
Birdman
Ed... I don't exist.
Birdman
Oh, Jesus. They called me for an interview.
Birdman
