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Uh, Roland Barthes was a French philosopher, and if you knew anything about the history of...
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Thank you for coming out. Thank you. We're expecting some great pieces.
Birdman
No, absolutely not. That's why...
Birdman
I'm sorry, what? As a method of facial rejuvenation?
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Now is it true you've been injecting yourself with semen from baby pigs?
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The guys in publicity...
Birdman
Okay, hang on. Who is this Barthes guy? Which Birdman was he in?
Birdman
I mean, crying. Praying, right?
Birdman
I just got out of rehab. It's the closest thing I get to a drug.
Birdman
That's pot. Relax.
Birdman
That didn't seem to be a problem for you onstage.
Birdman
Leave her alone. If you're not drunk, don't talk like you are.
Birdman
I think we should cancel the preview.
Birdman
...but you can't.
Birdman
So you wrote your own lines, huh? Ow!
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...and tomorrow, Creeps in this...
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