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Remember our last anniversary party?
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And then I tried to drown myself.
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I drove out to...
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I remember. Locked yourself in the bathroom. Why are we talking about...?
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But I wasn't. I wasn't even present in my own life, and now I don't have it...
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I don't have it. I should have just been there with the two of you.
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Hey- Can I tell you something funny?
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I was up to my chest when I felt the first one.
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Kind of scary, but it is comforting.
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I really wish I hadn't videotaped her birth.
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I was rolling around like a maniac in the sand...
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...I missed the moment, really.
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You said it was a sunburn.
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