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- You're an organ donor. - What? I didn't wanna, but my wife insisted. I give him shit for it too. All the time. I say, "It's just like a woman. Even after you're dead... ...they wanna tear your heart out." - They wanna tear your... - I say it weekly and it's still funny. - It still makes me laugh. - Really funny. - There you go. I'm sorry, guys. I don't really have any information. He just hit me, and I didn't see what he looked like. - I don't know if I can help you. - You in a hurry? Yeah, kind of had to catch that bus. - Where were you headed? - Near 13th and Granville.
Superbad
19.9s
That feels good. - It feels so good. - I missed you guys. I just wish we could make it up to you somehow, man. Well, do you think you can do me a really big favor? - What is it? Anything. - Name it. - This kid's fucking crazy. - Stay back for your own safety. Get off me, you fucking cops. Get your hands off. Do you know who I am? I'm Fogell.
Superbad
44.5s
Evan. Get into the game. Kick it over to me. Seth! Get off the field! Get out of here. They're gonna make me run laps. Just fucking listen, okay? Jules and her stupid fucking friend asked me to buy her alcohol. But not just her, for her whole party. You know what that means? By some miracle, we were paired up and she actually thought of me. Thought of me enough to decide I was the guy she would trust... ...with the whole fun-ness of her party. She wants to fuck me. She wants my dick in or around her mouth. Did you think that maybe she's using you to get her alcohol? - She doesn't want your dick. - Of course I thought of that. The first thing that came to my mind. Listen. My older brother always says the nastiest shit. Like he called me "hymen" until I was 12. Seth, I wanna blow you.
Superbad
20.1s
- I'm sorry. It was an accident. - It's okay. I was gonna give you a nudge... A punch, the friend thing. I didn't mean... - Hey, Becca. - Hey. - Hey. - Gaby. - What's up, Evan? - Hey, Gaby. - We should get to class. - We're gonna go. - So I will see you tonight. - Okay. - Really, don't worry. - Okay. Sorry. - Bye. - Sorry. Bye.
Superbad
35.5s
Hey, pussy. Fuck off. Just the one. Just the one. Not both. - So I'll call Andy and Greg. - Okay. And I'll bring the '80s dance music. - Yeah, yeah. - Right on. Seth! Hi. There you are. We were just talking about you. - Here I am. - That's weird. So you're coming to my party tonight? Because it's fully on. Yeah, why? Should I not come? Because I could think of other shit... Oh, no. No. I want you to come, I just... You said something earlier about, like, a fake ID or something, right? Yeah, I'm gonna get one. For sure, for sure. I'm getting that for sure.
Superbad
18.4s
- You like Officer Slater and myself? - Yeah, you guys are awesome. Thanks. We really like you too, McLovin. So here's what's about to happen. We're gonna arrest these guys... ...you're gonna write a witness report saying they leapt in front of our car... ...and there was nothing we could do. Sound cool?
Superbad
23.2s
- I can't wait to see you. Evan? - Okay, bye. That was the first time I ever did coke. Off that bitch's nipple. That was so... - A little white sniff. - That was awesome. That was gorgeous. Hey, hey, hey. You guys, stay in this room, man. They're gonna kill that guy tonight. That chick's boyfriend is pissed. Yeah. He's a beast. I've been praying for a fight. I'm literally waking up and praying... ...to see a fucking fight. - Hey, hey, hey.
Superbad