I love you. I'm not even embarrassed to say it. I just... I lo... I love you. - I'm not embarrassed. - I love you. I love you. Why don't we say that every day? Why can't we say it more often? I just love you. I just wanna go to the rooftops and scream: "I love my best friend, Evan." - We should go up on my roof. - For sure. Like, when you went away for Easter, on your vacation, I missed you. - I missed you too. - I want the world to know.
Superbad
17.6s
I am the law! Okay? Now hold hands. - What? - Why? You don't want an asshole where your face used to be, Whaling Jennings. - Hold his fucking hand! - Fucking hold my hand. There. That's not so hard, is it? Here, McLovin, have a cigarette.
Superbad
2.6s
Holy shit. Holy shit. Holy shit.
Superbad
4.3s
- Look at me. - Seth, come on, you didn't blow it.
Superbad
7.1s
So I knew you and Fogell were gonna live together, you know. I'm sorry, man, I don't know.
Superbad
19.7s
I should fucking kill you, you motherfucker! - Hold him, Jimmy's brother! Hold him! - What do you mean? No. No way! - You humiliated me! - I'm sorry! - You used my leg as a tampon! - I'm calling the cops. Evan! Come on! Move!
Superbad
7.5s
Sh... We're screwed. - Okay? We're screwed. - Okay. This is what we get for trusting Fogell, okay? He pussied out. I know he pussied out.
Superbad
1.5s
Not if you're drunk too.
Superbad
11.4s
I love talking and conversing with you. But I can't hear you, though, because the music is so loud. So do you wanna go outside and talk more?
Superbad
29.8s
- Yeah, sure. - Fine with me. Why not? Everyone should hold a gun at least a couple times. Yeah, there you go. - Have a blast. - "Have a blast." - That's funny. - I've never held one of these before. - Are they hard to shoot? - If you're Michaels, they are. - He can't shoot worth dick. - What? I can shoot. What are you...? Wait. - I can't shoot worth dick? - You cannot shoot. - I shot that cat last week. - It was already dead, man. - I still shot it. - That cat was dead. There's only one way to settle this, guys.
Superbad
20.7s
So by signing this, you are officially saying... ...that as we stopped you from being mugged... ...a crackhead stole our cruiser and did God knows what with it. - You cool to sign that? - Of course. I owe you guys my life. We owe you, Mc... Wait, what's your real name again? - Fogell. - Fuck that. - We're calling you McLovin. - McLovin. Let's do this dance, boys.
Superbad
2.9s
I know, I know.
Superbad
3.1s
All right. Fucking crazy.
Superbad
6.5s
What the fuck? Mark! You really wanna do this, man? Here we go. We're really gonna do this?
Superbad
29.8s
I should've told you. I don't know why I didn't. Don't... No, don't be sorry. I should be sorry. I was being a dick. I was being a big dick to you. No, I... Listen, Seth, I want you to know, I don't wanna live with Fogell. I never wanted to live with him. I just don't... I ha... I'm afraid to live with strangers. I can't. I can't do it.
Superbad
3.3s
- That looks terrible. - Yeah.
Superbad
32.1s
I told her what time it was. That's the coolest fucking story I've ever heard in my entire life. - Can I hear it again? You have time? - Yeah, yeah, Seth. I'll miss your knee-slappers when me and Evan are at Dartmouth. While you guys are at Dartmouth, I'll be at State... ...where the girls are half as smart and twice as likely to fellash me. What are you guys doing tonight? Asshole. We got nothing. Nothing tonight, Fogell. No? Well, if nothing comes up, we can get shitfaced again, yeah? You're always calling me a pussy, but today you're wrong. At lunch, I'm going to the same place Mike Snider went... ...to pick up my brand-new fake ID.
Superbad
27.7s
- I think it's him. - Is it him? - Hello? - Hey, Becca. Hi, I had a bad reception. So about your Goldslick... - Guys, shut up. - Hey, what's going on over there? It's nothing. It's just... I was just calling, you know, to see if you were coming... ...because I thought maybe you were stuck at, like, a nightclub... ...or a cocktail party or something. No, no, I'm gonna be there for sure. Full throttle. - Charlie's Angels 2. - Awesome.