Fellas, nice pad. Good view, but... the Sherminator sensors detect no female life forms in the vicinity. High likelihood of a sausage fest in progress. The girls are coming. I made some calls.
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8.8s
Hey, hey, hey. Come back here! - I wanna talk to you! - You are so sweet. He is special.
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5.6s
My name is Petey! Thank you!
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1.7s
Not now! Come back later. Go!
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2.4s
And I have gigantic balls!
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2.3s
He's my bitch.
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7.7s
Come on, honey. You can do it. Come on, Petey. What the hell.
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3.2s
Come on, Petey. You're doing great, partner.
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4.5s
Special, my ass. Come on. Give the little guy some support.
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2.3s
Play! Do something.
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5.7s
This isn't right. Just blow on it, kid. All right. Here we go.
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2.8s
Folks, he's just a little nervous.
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8.6s
Kids, entertain yourselves. Play along with Petey. No, no, no, Petey. Here we go. All right, all right. Come on, now. A little encouragement.
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18.7s
Dude, let me give you a valuable piece of advice, okay? Drop the whole "Sherminator" thing. Please repeat previous statement. Look, I know your last name is Sherman, right? And that rhymes with The Terminator... which was a big hit movie ten years ago. But you can't tell me a girl's ever really gone for it.
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22.6s
No, no, that's all wrong. Thank you. Have a nice day. - So what does he mean, "meet up"? - You know, like hang out... grab lunch, whatever. I told you, we're just friends now. And he totally understands. - I'm sure he understands quite well. - He does. Oh, no, sir. These are all wrong for you. I mean, seriously.
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9.2s
Sure. Well, we're friends. But it's not like I see her making plans with anyone else. I don't see her with a boyfriend. I think that puts me on deck.
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7.5s
What was he doing wandering unsupervised? Who knows? I'll tell you something. I'm about fed up with these Tall Oaks North kids.
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5.7s
All right! All right, Petey! Come on, now! Come on!
