Fuckers, fuckers, fuckers. How you doin', boys? - That's Stifler's little brother. - What are you doing here? Pussy, man. I'm here for the pussy. Take a number. Gentlemen, why all the noise? Everybody knows this is my special day. - What is that? - Is that a fuckin' dress? - Are you wearing a dress? - Shitbreak, meet my little brother. Little brother, meet Shitbreak.
American Pie 2
7.7s
Do you want me to clean you? "Apply a few drops to achieve desired lubrication." All right.
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6.1s
- I gotta prepare. - Here we go. - Great. Stifler's mom is here? - This could be a disaster.
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5.7s
I that a loofah, or are you just glad to see me? What the hell.
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3.9s
Not unless Stifler's mom drives a moped. Moped?
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3.1s
- Hey, Stifler, was that... - Eat shit, Shitbreak.
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3.7s
- Have you been dirty? - Oh, yes, baby. I've been dirty.
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10.6s
Shit. God! I been missin' out.
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8.2s
See you guys later. Where are you goin', man? What about Dog Years? Give me, like, three days.
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1.7s
All right.
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3.2s
Oh, Stifler's mom!
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19s
I do, I do. - Who the hell is that? - Who's this? This is John... Smith. I'm turning off my radio now. Okay. Where should I touch Amber? Ass, baby. Feel that ass!
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23.3s
You know, you may be Jimbo or Jumbo... or Jimbodinny to these guys in here, but... I want you to know there are two people... who still remember where James Emanuel Levenstein came from. We're awful proud of you, son. Thanks, Dad. Don't forget your penis cream.
American Pie 2
21.1s
That was it. Right there. That was a pure tantric moment. The fiicus, the water... it was all erotic. One more stimulant, I would have had full release. Finch, stay the fuck away from that fiicus. That's a jizz-free fiicus.
American Pie 2
12.8s
There he is. Morning, Jimbo. How's the twig and giggleberries, man? Oh, very colorful. My dick looks like a paint-by-numbers. You're the only guy I know whose dick needs an instruction manual.
American Pie 2
13.1s
You know, Jim... I think we should keep your mother in the dark about the incident tonight. I think the whole glue thing might get her a little queasy. I don't know how I get myself into these things.
