Holy shit. I'm sorry, I don't need... That's fine, we can... I don't have to go on with that. But my point is, when you have a kid, you become a dad and a mom.
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1.2s
We didn't mean it.
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2.7s
How'd you find me? We asked your mom.
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7.6s
You're not even close to being finished and you're up here "chilling with your posse"? Sorry, we can explain. No, Kevin.
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4.1s
Yeah, you did. I get it, you guys think I'm a dick.
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23s
Yeah, man. You were one of the biggest reasons that high school was awesome. Yeah, high school was awesome. Then we graduated and everybody started getting jobs and getting married and having kids and all that other stupid shit. Now, look at me. I'm the bitch of this place. Look, Stifler, none of our lives are perfect. Especially mine.
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2.7s
Oh, no. I didn't do anything.
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2.3s
What do you want, Chris?
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2.2s
It's Stifler, fucker.
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2.7s
I don't know. Can you promise to keep your shirt on?
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3.6s
Shouldn't you be dancing with your girlfriend? Uh...
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4.8s
She wanted me to be someone else.
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2.7s
Hey.
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5.6s
That's not true. "That's not true." Oh, yeah, it is.
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5.1s
Come on, buddy, I'm busting balls. Huh? Yeah, of course.
