You know, there are services out there... Services? Yeah. Like what? A happy ending? What's that? Because I won't go there. Oh, my God. I don't need that... I don't need that kind of massage, Jim. That's not what I was... Because, you know what, it's dangerous. And you can pick things up. You don't even wanna know what you can pick up. Talk to your uncle Mort. I'd rather not. He was in the hospital for two weeks. That's disgusting.
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Yeah, I don't think there's anything I really need to talk about, Jim.
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You want another? For sure.
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Did you guys see the look on their faces? Fucking awesome. He is crazy.
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Stifler.
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Stifler?
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No, no!
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With high school chicks.
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Happy birthday.
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Okay, after this drink, I have to go home. Jim. There's a smoking hot 18-year-old girl over there that you used to babysit. And you're not going to do anything about that? Need I remind you that I am married to Michelle? Exactly.
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It's on. Watch it, Stifler. You know these girls are, like, half your age. I know.
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It looks like a high school party.
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It's over, huh?
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Yeah, I just don't normally drink like this. You're telling me you haven't gotten a little bit tipsy on Myers Family Wine Night? I see somebody's been stalking my Facebook page. At least I don't take pictures of my meals. Who's stalking who now? Okay, so I've been by your page maybe once or twice. You were dating someone named Alessandro?