And Vicky got hot! What's that supposed to mean? Look at her. - Yeah, Jim, I see her. - Hey, Kevin.
American Pie 2
7.2s
Yeah, I kind of... Super Glued myself... to myself.
American Pie 2
24.5s
Fuckers, fuckers, fuckers. How you doin', boys? - That's Stifler's little brother. - What are you doing here? Pussy, man. I'm here for the pussy. Take a number. Gentlemen, why all the noise? Everybody knows this is my special day. - What is that? - Is that a fuckin' dress? - Are you wearing a dress? - Shitbreak, meet my little brother. Little brother, meet Shitbreak.
American Pie 2
17.9s
This should shave a couple of days off. Oh, good. Thank you, Doctor. Jim... that's good news. This has been a good-news day, son. Here. Put this on. Little chilly out there.
American Pie 2
1.5s
- Oh, my God. - You still broken?
American Pie 2
8s
You're here now? No, that's cool. You know, if you want to hang out with these guys. Okay, then. I'll meet you out front.
American Pie 2
6.8s
No. I'm fine. I might have to actually go through with this.
American Pie 2
13.8s
- What the hell's going on over there? - Nothing. It's just my flatmates. I guess this is kind of a lost cause, huh? - Yeah, I guess so. - See ya this weekend? - I can't wait. - I can't wait either. Bye-bye.
American Pie 2
2.6s
Hey, Marco, can you get your balls off me?
American Pie 2
1.2s
She's here.
American Pie 2
7.7s
Do you want me to clean you? "Apply a few drops to achieve desired lubrication." All right.
American Pie 2
10.6s
Shit. God! I been missin' out.
American Pie 2
12.8s
There he is. Morning, Jimbo. How's the twig and giggleberries, man? Oh, very colorful. My dick looks like a paint-by-numbers. You're the only guy I know whose dick needs an instruction manual.
American Pie 2
6.1s
- I gotta prepare. - Here we go. - Great. Stifler's mom is here? - This could be a disaster.
American Pie 2
33.4s
Doctor, my son has a party in seven days... and there's a young lady coming... that he's been waiting to... he's been waiting to get with. I'd tell your son to keep his pants on during that party. Oh, yes. Believe me, I will be doing that. It goes without saying. But if his pants... decide to come off during the party... could he have full use of his... penis? Okay.
American Pie 2
15.9s
But I'd really love it if you stayed here. I think you should stay and have fun at the party. Good for you, Jim. Of course I will stay. That's great... That's my nipples! She just loves my nipples.
