- Hey, guys. Came to watch me in action? - Yeah. - I-I think you sounded pretty good. - Yeah, man. I think you need your balls reattached. - Hey, keep it down, dude. - What the fuck are you doing here? This place is an untapped resource. I mean, check it out. - These vocal jazz girls are hot. - Why the hell is he joining jazz choir so late? - Maybe he's preparing for another senior year at East? You guys, we don't even know him.
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- Oh, Jim! - Dad. Hi, I was just looking at the old family portrait out here. Well, that was a fun day wasn't it? - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. Jim, I want to talk about masturbation.
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Cut it out, man!
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Did not just take out that chair. - Yup, he took out the chair. - More, more, you bad boy! Oh, yeah, I'm naughty. I'm naughty, baby. Hyah! Ohh, God! # Calling your name # - # Calling your name # - Now, come to me. Oh, yeah.
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Go, trig boy! It's yer birthday!
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I've got this lacrosse game. It's really important. It's our last game. Central almost beat us last time, so this time I really wanna kick their ass. But it's gonna be cool, because the game's at State, which means afterwards I'll be able to stop by. So you can't sing at the competition. Heather, I'm sorry. I totally blew it. It's okay. You should... do what makes you happy.
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- Yes! - All right. Get in the mix! - See there. - Oh, okay.
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Jim? There's a, uh... a young lady here to see you. - Hey, Nadia. - Hi, James. Ready to study? Oh, he's always ready to study. He's a real bookworm, this kid. - Dad. - That means... He's not-not one of those nerdy guys but... - Dad! - Well, I'Il... I'll let you two hit the books.
No. I cannot do that to her. Jim, get some fuckin' balls. If you don't have the guts to photograph a naked chick, how you gonna sleep with one? I don't like the kid, but he's got a point. See, even shit-brick knows you should do it. All you gotta do is set up some sort of private link or whatever on the 'Net... and tell me the address. You can send me the address too. I'll save you a seat. # How sweet it is to be loved by you, by you # - # I needed the shelter of someone's arms # - # Someone's arms # - # There you were # - # You were, oh # # I needed someone who understands my ups and downs # # There you were ## Okay, that was good, but I want to thicken-up that solo. Michigan State is this Saturday, and I want that part to smoke. Yeah, I know, my timing's off. No, it's not that. I think it'll work better as a duet with a tenor part. I'll do it.