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You're not gonna go through with this for some game, so quit jerking me off! Oh, Jesus. No one's jerking you off, kid, 'cause Jerry has pushed us to the fucking edge. If you don't tell us what we need to know, you're going over the edge with us. You ready to die for this shit? I'd rather die than get sucked off by you homophobes. We're not gonna suck you off. We're gonna waterboard you. I'm just taking a principled stand right now. Okay. Well, guess what. Now, this is gonna happen. All right? Are you ready? I hope you can hold your breath, son! Do it! 'Cause this is going right down! - Yeah! - Yeah! You son of a bitch! Here it comes! It's coming! It's coming! It's coming! Yeah. You know, we should not. I feel like it would be way too much. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Phew. That got out of hand. My heart is beating really fast right now. We were just Kidding. We were just bluffing. - No, we weren't fucking bluffing! - Anna, Anna, Anna! - Oh, my God, no. Just, no. - Sweetheart. It's a war crime, right? It's not really who we are. Yes, sorry. We got a kinky cat over here.
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Someone there's gotta know where he is. - I like this. That's a good idea. - Great! - Up top! Buckle up, gang! - Yes! Giddy up! - You're it, by the way. - What's wrong? - My fucking knee. - What's wrong with your knee? I got hit by a log. You got hit by a log, what? We were chasing him. I got hit by a fucking log. It really hurts. I'm gonna go in. Fuck, I'm pissed off about this, but go. You want me to call the pediatrician? I'm an adult. I don't need a pediatrician. You're not coming? I think I'm gonna slow you down. Why don't you guys go? After the gym, let's meet up. All right, fine. Trust me, I wanna go, but I just-- Y'all need a sub? Huh? I'm in! We're super good, man. Thanks! We're good. Who's banned now, bitch?
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