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What? I'm just saying, man, you've got that vibe. - Yeah? - Stop it. Hey, Sable, seriously. Chill. - Just stop it. - Stop it. It's too sexual. You're undressing me, literally, right now with your eyes. Dave. 500 bucks, and all we want is to know where Jerry is. Oh! Jerry. Yes, okay, shit. He did mention that some people were gonna swing by looking for him.
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What? For the entire month of May, every year, we play tag. Just like when we were kids. But we're not on a playground, and we all live in different cities. So you don't ever know when someone's gonna pop up. You could be shopping at the mall, and then your buddy jumps out of the trunk and, boom, tags you. You're it. Here's the craziest part. Our buddy, Jerry, never been tagged. What do you mean he's never been tagged? You never put your hand on his body? Not during the month of May. For like, 30 years. Why don't you just go over to his house and tag him?
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Impressive. I'm taking you down, Jerry. Well, we both know that's never gonna happen. Excuse me. Excuse me. Coming through. Excuse me. Oh, boy. Cavalry's coming in. Hey, Jerry. This old lady bothering you? I'm good, Marvin. Thanks, man. Everything's all right. It's just a friend of mine. Hey, it's good to see you. Looking good, brother. - My man. - Yeah, staying in shape.
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Okay, look, you know what? Here. I'm gonna give you $2,000, and I'm gonna give you an extra $500. You just carry around that kind of cash all day? You were mentioning something about Jerry, I think. Yeah, uh, Jerry is in AA. - Wait, what? - Yeah. Alcoholics Anonymous. I know what it stands for. Wait, did you guys know anything about this?
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He doesn't know karate. I don't think he knows karate. Well, then what does he call it when I roundhouse kicked him in 10th grade? Callahan and Chilli did get in a huge fight sophomore year of high school and Callahan did just tag Chilli with a beautiful roundhouse kick. But in Chilli's defense, when Callahan kicked him... He shit in his pants! Yeah, okay, that never happened. And it's nice to actually get an opportunity to address it directly. By all means. I'm all ears. I mean, I was very sweaty. It was warm out. The sweaty ass defense? He's been banging that drum for years. Hottest October on record, if I recall. Look it up. Wall Street Journal, you have fact checkers for this exact scenario, right? Mmm-hmm. Yeah. While you're at it, can you have the fact checkers look into if The Maury Povich Show is staged? 'Cause it feels staged, but he swears it's not staged. But they do the exact same thing every time. What?
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