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I will tell you where Jerry's gonna be for $2,000. Cash. American. - Okay, fine. - No problem. Why didn't you say that in the first place? Why did you take us down this whole road? Well, it looked like there was room to negotiate, and I was all prepared to do that. But then we went down the whole torture track, and I just dug my heels in, philosophically. I happen to be an objector. - We are too, obviously. - Not really. It was a bluff. You know what? You should probably not write this down, and if it does come up, just mention that we didn't actually waterboard him. No waterboarding. Just a lot of talk about sucking each other's dicks.

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So this is a vacation for you? Yeah. I mean, some couples go on cruises. Some couples go camping. Some couples go to strip clubs and have gangbangs, and this is just what we do. This is what we love. This is our gangbang.

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He's dead?

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How many legs does an octopus have?

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It was really nice speaking with you. Thank you for the pizza rolls. Mom, stop flirting with Chilli. Linda, have you seen Jerry lately? I mean, do you still play tennis with his mom? Because we need to find him before the wedding, and we've got no clues. I don't even talk to her. I never see her at the club. But I'm thrilled for Jerry. Susan is such a nice girl. - We just need the information. - Yeah, we need to find him. Yeah. Have you taken the guys over to the Sandpiper? Lou does nothing but talk about you and the old days and Jerry.

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Oh... Yeah, he, um... He died in a car crash. We were separated already. Oh, you already separated.

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Oh, shit!

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So how long you been sober? Oh, no, I'm not sober. I'm high right now. I'm just here to tag my friend. Good luck with the sobriety, man. That's cool. Definitely. It's awful quiet in there.

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It's just time for us to come to terms with that. He's untouchable. That's it. What do you wanna do? You wanna just give up? Yeah, Bob. I wanna give up. It's time to give up. Come on, Hogan. You're not a quitter. What's the alternative?

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Out of reach. Completely untaggable. Damn, you have thought this through.

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He's gotta be here.

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Suggests a man that is neither fashionable nor athletic. Hoagie. . Little does Hoagie know I've been teaching a women's self-defense boot camp for six years.

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Congratulations, buddy. You're it. Doing great, Anna.

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Do you even have a tie? Yes, I have a tie. - Do you need to borrow a tie? - Yes, I need to borrow a tie. Okay.

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- You're it. You're it. - Guys, guys! - This is ridiculous. - Son of a bitch! You sack punched me! - Well, you punched me! - You sack punched him? Yeah, you went crazy, and now you're it. - Sorry. - Okay, I'm it. Truce, truce, truce. Deal. This isn't about us anyway.

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No asshole punching. Why would you play a game where you're constantly punched in the ass?

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- Boo? Boo-boo? - Sue'? Boo-boo? Boo-boo? What happened? Wait, wait, wait. What happened? Susan, are you okay? - Sit down, sit down, sit down. - It's the baby. It's the baby. It's finally happening. He's right here. Who's it? Bob, tag him. - Are you kidding me? - What? There's something wrong with her baby. There's nothing wrong with that baby. It's a fake. If you won't do it, then tag me. I'm gonna do it. Oh, yeah. Fine. You want me to tag you, then? Oops, I missed. As usual, you're completely wrong. This? You think I'm wrong? This is so over the top! This is obvious.

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Oh, fuck! You okay, buddy? Oh, just great. Great.

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