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He's dead?

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It was really nice speaking with you. Thank you for the pizza rolls. Mom, stop flirting with Chilli. Linda, have you seen Jerry lately? I mean, do you still play tennis with his mom? Because we need to find him before the wedding, and we've got no clues. I don't even talk to her. I never see her at the club. But I'm thrilled for Jerry. Susan is such a nice girl. - We just need the information. - Yeah, we need to find him. Yeah. Have you taken the guys over to the Sandpiper? Lou does nothing but talk about you and the old days and Jerry.

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Delicious. These go fast.

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Hey, boss.

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Oh, shit!

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So how long you been sober? Oh, no, I'm not sober. I'm high right now. I'm just here to tag my friend. Good luck with the sobriety, man. That's cool. Definitely. It's awful quiet in there.

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Suggests a man that is neither fashionable nor athletic. Hoagie. . Little does Hoagie know I've been teaching a women's self-defense boot camp for six years.

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What the fuck? All right, well, maybe I'll call the police. All right? This is assault. You willing to go to jail for this?

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No asshole punching. Why would you play a game where you're constantly punched in the ass?

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She's my secret weapon. Kind of worked 'cause you're trapped. - Am I trapped? - Yeah. I am?

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What the fuck?

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Okay, yeah.

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Hello?

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Ah!

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He's gotta be here.

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And, I mean, plus, even if you were, you'd be, you know. Really slow. A total sitting duck. Carrying like an IV bag around, that's easy. I had an uncle that went through chemo, and afterwards, he was terrible at games.

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So this is a vacation for you? Yeah. I mean, some couples go on cruises. Some couples go camping. Some couples go to strip clubs and have gangbangs, and this is just what we do. This is what we love. This is our gangbang.

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I will tell you where Jerry's gonna be for $2,000. Cash. American. - Okay, fine. - No problem. Why didn't you say that in the first place? Why did you take us down this whole road? Well, it looked like there was room to negotiate, and I was all prepared to do that. But then we went down the whole torture track, and I just dug my heels in, philosophically. I happen to be an objector. - We are too, obviously. - Not really. It was a bluff. You know what? You should probably not write this down, and if it does come up, just mention that we didn't actually waterboard him. No waterboarding. Just a lot of talk about sucking each other's dicks.

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He's dead?

Delicious. These go fast.

Hey, boss.

Oh, shit!

So how long you been sober? Oh, no, I'm not sober. I'm high right now. I'm just here to tag my friend. Good luck with the sobriety, man. That's cool. Definitely. It's awful quiet in there.

Suggests a man that is neither fashionable nor athletic. Hoagie. . Little does Hoagie know I've been teaching a women's self-defense boot camp for six years.

What the fuck? All right, well, maybe I'll call the police. All right? This is assault. You willing to go to jail for this?

No asshole punching. Why would you play a game where you're constantly punched in the ass?

She's my secret weapon. Kind of worked 'cause you're trapped. - Am I trapped? - Yeah. I am?

What the fuck?

Okay, yeah.

Hello?

Ah!

He's gotta be here.

And, I mean, plus, even if you were, you'd be, you know. Really slow. A total sitting duck. Carrying like an IV bag around, that's easy. I had an uncle that went through chemo, and afterwards, he was terrible at games.

So this is a vacation for you? Yeah. I mean, some couples go on cruises. Some couples go camping. Some couples go to strip clubs and have gangbangs, and this is just what we do. This is what we love. This is our gangbang.