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To this day, I have no idea. No idea.

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Well, we said it now. -5:00, how hard is that? -5:00, yeah, it's easy. - Hi, guys. How are you? - How are you? Sorry about the other night. That wasn't... - Oh! - Yeah, that wasn't cool. No. I mean, listen, I know it's not just you guys. I mean, Jerry's worse than all of you. He's very competitive. When we were kids, we had a contest to see who could hold their breath for the longest underwater. He almost died. He won, but at what cost? Really? Oh, I hope he's this competitive when it comes to being a father.

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- Jesus! Oh, my God! - Oh, shit. - Oh my, God! - Wow, that's crazy.

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Really? Plus he sobs after he comes. Okay. Wow. It's okay, Callahan. It's nothing to be ashamed of. Okay, you know what? You guys are all 12-year-olds. Oh, Chilli. Hey, Cheryl, I want to reconnect. Oh, yeah. - What's happening now? - Oh, Bob! Yeah, I'm just... Oh, I'm just feeling the vibes. I mean, who wants to have sex with a guy named Bob? "Oh, Bob." Just doesn't sound right. "Oh, Bob." -"Oh, Bob." -"on, Bob." -"Bob. Bob, Bob." -"Oh, Robert." "Bob." I wasn't gonna text you, you know? I didn't wanna mess with you when you were married. No, I think that's nice. Respectful. If I knew he was dead, I would have texted right away. All right. Okay. - No! Please don't leave on that! - No, it's fine. We're good. We're good. I'm just gonna use the ladies' room. - I'll see you later. - Okay. - It's nice to see you. - It's great to see you. You too.

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How come "bi-weekly" means both twice a week and every other week? That's mad confusing and it's just linguistically lazy.

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That's my fault.

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It's showtime.

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You're it, baby!

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Sweetie.

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Shake!

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But what about yours? What about you? If you don't focus on the other dicks, those dicks will plug up the places you wanna go. What about mentally going into each of those holes and unplugging every one of those dicks. Pulling out, pulling out, pulling out.

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Well, we're not gonna break Fort Knox here. Fuck, man. All right. - I was really excited about that story. - Good to see you, buddy. - Good luck, man. - Look, look, look.

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Oh, come on. Ken Griffey Jr. enters the league, and what do you say?

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- You're done, Hoagie. - Never! You're done. Never!

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We've known her since grade school.

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Idiot. I give him a wake-up call.

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Cheers.

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Come on.

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