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Well, we said it now. -5:00, how hard is that? -5:00, yeah, it's easy. - Hi, guys. How are you? - How are you? Sorry about the other night. That wasn't... - Oh! - Yeah, that wasn't cool. No. I mean, listen, I know it's not just you guys. I mean, Jerry's worse than all of you. He's very competitive. When we were kids, we had a contest to see who could hold their breath for the longest underwater. He almost died. He won, but at what cost? Really? Oh, I hope he's this competitive when it comes to being a father.
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Well, I mean, no Jerry, no story. You need Jerry for the story? Could you imagine that thing printed out here, framed? - Hanging on the wall? With this guy? - Yeah. Which will get published everywhere. Everyone will see. - Nationally. - Don't you wanna be in the article? Yeah, dude. I would love to be in an article.
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Sorry. Not cool yet. It's just, you did murder a child. No. She didn't. No, it was a fake miscarriage. Yeah, not the imaginary child that was inside of you, but the actual inner child that lives inside of me got decapitated. Head flew up, did flips in the air, blood spurting everywhere. Hoagie, Jerry has a perfect record, and we're a team now.
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