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...a pillow, and a boy...

Me & Earl & the Dying Girl

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A mature investigation into the nature of violence. Dad, for like the billionth time, you're not allowed to watch these.

Me & Earl & the Dying Girl

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Uh, do you know any facts about leukemia? Leukemia? Yeah, it's a cancer of the blood and/or bone marrow. Why? Right, so it's pretty spread out in the body? That is a fact, yes. How soon do people die from it? I think it's often pretty treatable, bud. Why do you ask? Well, you know Rachel Kushner has leukemia, right? Wait, Rachel has what?

Me & Earl & the Dying Girl

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Honestly, it's like you can't go anywhere. You can't escape this (BLEEP) stinking place... ...because you don't know when they call you... ...'cause you're on contract and you're paid to be here, it's (BLEEP) bullshit. Yeah, and it's like, you know, I can't do anything. I'm not a free person. Truly, one of my favorites from your oeuvre.

Me & Earl & the Dying Girl

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First of all, if it's that high-stakes, probably won't even be able to get a boner.

Me & Earl & the Dying Girl

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Did I even say shit about boners? No.

Me & Earl & the Dying Girl

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GREG ON VIDEO: It's bullshit!

Me & Earl & the Dying Girl

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You know, cancer of the, uh...

Me & Earl & the Dying Girl

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Here, pretend you're someone annoying.

Me & Earl & the Dying Girl

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Come on. Do it in front of me. Apply to Pittsburgh State. What if I say no?

Me & Earl & the Dying Girl

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Although, actually, who knows? Maybe both.

Me & Earl & the Dying Girl

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Action! GREG: The idea behind each one was... ...we took a film that we liked and made the title stupider. And then made a new film to reflect the new stupid title. It's a formula that only produces horrible films... ...but for some reason we keep using it.

Me & Earl & the Dying Girl

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(CLEARS THROAT) You'll have to excuse me.

Me & Earl & the Dying Girl

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(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

Me & Earl & the Dying Girl

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I don't even know how to start it. Like, I guess I could use one of those classic story beginning sentences. "It was the best of times; it was the worst of times." But what would that even mean?

Me & Earl & the Dying Girl

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MADISON: Sorry, it's a... It's a pillow. It's meant to be a baby, for health class.

Me & Earl & the Dying Girl

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Captain Phillips pirates, not Pirates of the Caribbean.

Me & Earl & the Dying Girl

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I should actually just stay here and keep you from watching that.

Me & Earl & the Dying Girl

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...a pillow, and a boy...

A mature investigation into the nature of violence. Dad, for like the billionth time, you're not allowed to watch these.

First of all, if it's that high-stakes, probably won't even be able to get a boner.

Did I even say shit about boners? No.

GREG ON VIDEO: It's bullshit!

You know, cancer of the, uh...

Here, pretend you're someone annoying.

Come on. Do it in front of me. Apply to Pittsburgh State. What if I say no?

Although, actually, who knows? Maybe both.

Action! GREG: The idea behind each one was... ...we took a film that we liked and made the title stupider. And then made a new film to reflect the new stupid title. It's a formula that only produces horrible films... ...but for some reason we keep using it.

(CLEARS THROAT) You'll have to excuse me.

(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

I don't even know how to start it. Like, I guess I could use one of those classic story beginning sentences. "It was the best of times; it was the worst of times." But what would that even mean?

MADISON: Sorry, it's a... It's a pillow. It's meant to be a baby, for health class.

Captain Phillips pirates, not Pirates of the Caribbean.

I should actually just stay here and keep you from watching that.