To be honest, I have kind of a neck thing. It's like a carpel-tunnel deal but with your neck, if that's even a thing. So if you could just stand to... to your right. My right, your left.
Ready Player One
1.5s
(MISSILES ARMING)
Ready Player One
7.2s
Did she just ask me out? And I was starting to like her. All right. I don't do that.
Ready Player One
2s
(GIBBERING)
Ready Player One
1.8s
(GROANS)
Ready Player One
2.3s
It's so much slower here.
Ready Player One
1.9s
(GASPING)
Ready Player One
3.8s
(THEME FROM THE SHINING PLAYING)
Ready Player One
1.4s
And?
Ready Player One
2.3s
-Kira was a very beautiful-- -Go on.
Ready Player One
2.1s
Help me out of this.
Ready Player One
29.8s
WADE: You see, Warren Robinett was proud of Adventure. He wanted people to know who was behind it. That's why he created the first digital Easter egg and to find it, you didn't even have to win. You just had to blindly play, searching around in rooms for an invisible dot. You took the dot back to the main screen and that's when you found the first Easter egg ever put in a video game. -The creator's name. -(BEEPING)
Ready Player One
1.8s
MAN: Freeze, freeze, freeze!
Ready Player One
47.6s
First to the key! ALL: First to the egg! First to the egg! MAN: ♪ We're not gonna take it ♪ No, we ain't gonna take it ♪ We're not gonna take it anymore ♪ We've got the right to choose it ♪ There ain't no way we'll lose it ♪ This is our life, this is our song Adventure. ♪ We'll fight the powers that be just ♪ Don't pick our destiny 'cause ♪ You don't know us, you don't belong -(SQUEALING) -(ALL GRUNTING)
Ready Player One
1.5s
(ALL GROANING)
Ready Player One
5.6s
First to the key. (HORN BLARES) First to the egg! (HORN BLARING)
Ready Player One
32.6s
How the hell did they get away? Do you want the long version? Your guys suck. They failed to kill his avatar, which, if we're offering constructive criticism, was a lame idea and only would've slowed him down. Whereas my plan, which was cool because I rock, actually worked. He's still on the board. I know that, Nolan. But he won't be for long. I did a search for all the Wades who had recently bought an X1 bootsuit, cross-referenced that with public records, and voila, which is French for... "And then I found out."