(SOBBING) You idiot. No, but I only lost 'cause of the bad gloves. Our house! Our goddamn house! WADE: My boys were in that challenge. You couldn't have beat them in a bootsuit, you noob. Stop! No! No! Alice, call the police! No, we are not calling the cops. Go to your room, Rick. Aw, come on, Alice. Why do you put up with this guy? He's a shitshow. I ought to kick the both of you out. I swear to G-O-D, Wade Watts, if I catch you touching my stuff again, not joking... Out.
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WADE: "Wade Watts." My dad picked that name because it sounded like a superhero's alter ego, like Peter Parker or Bruce Banner. But he died when I was a kid. My mom, too, and I ended up here, living with Aunt Alice and her endless string of hard-loving losers.
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Maybe it's 'cause Art3mis said it, and she's hot. Maybe it's because she called me out, sitting here in my tiny corner of nowhere, protecting my small slice of nothing. Or maybe... Maybe it's because that line means something and I missed it. (POP MUSIC PLAYING)
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(TIRES SCREECHES)
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(GRUNTS)
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Get it together, Sixer. Back to respawn. Let's go, move. You're in.
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Goodbye, Parzival.
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WADE: Wait. He's trying to win.
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(PANTING) Yeah, I felt those.
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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Remember Halliday's announcement. The keys are invisible, and they're hidden in a dark room that's at the center of a maze. Well, there's a secret in Adventure, and you don't find it by winning. You find it by wandering around in a dark room. Until you get to the invisible dot. It's pretty easy if you know what you're doing. NOLAN: Really?
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-Ogden Morrow? -Ogden Morrow? You can call me "Og." Now, there are some people out here that would very much like to meet you. Wow, this is incredible. It's an honor to meet you, Og, but I...
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What's going on, man? I can't see shit. Parzival just got the Crystal Key!
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Who are you guys? The people you need right now, lawyers. From Gregarious Games.
