Spiders the size of your fist. Their fangs glistening with venom and... ...their thousand-fold black eyes shining dully in the gloom. In the darkness, you would hear the sudden anguished hiss... ...of a spider being struck by an adult leopard wasp... ...and in their mortal struggle, they would plummet to one's bed... ...biting and stinging and thrashing...
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Yeah, dude came running up, showed you his butt. You were calm. Said, "Justin, only perverts show their butts." (SLURPS) I was right there. RACHEL: I can't believe you remember that. You a hero. Shut his perverted ass right down. I never forget it. (LAUGHS)
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(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
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The head nods of Jock Nation. The fist bumps of the Kingdom of Stoners. The innocuous witticisms of The People's Republic of Theater Dorks. Greg, how was your summer? Summer. What does that word even mean? Like, more "summ"? (LAUGHING) GREG: In a typical high school life, you belong to one nation... ...which can never guarantee you total security.
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But I thought I found a way out.
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Deep down...
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Hey, should I get a nurse?
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She went into a coma shortly after that, and died about 10 hours later.
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WERNER HERZOG ON VIDEO: To become humbled in front of this overwhelming misery... ...and overwhelming fornication and overwhelming lack of order. Titties.
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The only reasonable adult in all of Schenley. Heathens. BOTH: Respect the research. With Earl, whose role in my life I'm not even gonna try to explain to you right now. The harmony of overwhelming and collective murder. GREG: One last thing: hot girls destroy your life. That's just a fact. It doesn't matter if the hot girl is also a good person. She's a moose, you're a chipmunk. She's just wandering through the forest, oblivious.
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What?
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What happened? Well, I just got off the phone with Denise Kushner, Rachel's mom. You know Denise?
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McCarthy's in 309. Great, thanks.
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Um, not really. You're friends with Rachel, though. Yeah, I mean, we're like, acquainted.
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And she doesn't even know that she stomped on your head.
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More "summ."
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(MOANING) (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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Honey, can we come in? Jesus, Jesus! Yeah. What do you want? GREG'S MOM: First of all, I was going through... ...your stuff and I saw that you have not even unwrapped your college directory. Mom, don't go through my stuff. We discussed it, and she gets to go through your stuff. GREG'S MOM: Just have a look. It's fun. It's like a menu for your future. What are you in the mood for? Some Penn State? Some Pepperdine? Pomona? Princeton? I'm not getting into Princeton. He's not getting into Princeton.