To be honest, I have kind of a neck thing. It's like a carpel-tunnel deal but with your neck, if that's even a thing. So if you could just stand to... to your right. My right, your left.
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(CHORUS SINGING)
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-You can do anything... -(CROWD CHEERING)
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Tall, beautiful, scary, a different sex, a different species, live-action, cartoon. It's all your call. Yeah, that's me. Well, that's my avatar. At least, until I feel like changing it. Except for eating, sleeping, and bathroom breaks, whatever people wanna do, they do it in the OASIS. And since everyone is here, this is where we meet each other. It's where we make friends. Locate Aech. -(BEEPING) -COMPUTER: Locating Aech.
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Check out this place. It's a casino the size of a planet. You can lose your money there. You can get married. You can get divorced. You can... You can go in there. People come to the OASIS for all the things they can do, but they stay because of all the things they can be.
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Like the vacation planet. Surf a 50-foot monster wave in Hawaii. -You can ski down the pyramids. -(SKIERS WHOOPING) You can climb Mount Everest with Batman.
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James Halliday saw the future. And then he built it. He gave us a place to go. A place called the OASIS.
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This is the OASIS. It's a place where the limits of reality are your own imagination.
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...go anywhere.
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My parents, they didn't make it through those times, so I live here in Columbus, Ohio, with my Aunt Alice. In 2045, Columbus is the fastest-growing city on Earth. It's where Halliday and Morrow started Gregarious Games.
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These days, reality is a bummer. Everyone is looking for a way to escape, and that's why Halliday... That's why he was such a hero to us. He showed us that we could go somewhere without going anywhere at all.
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You don't need a destination when you're running on an omnidirectional treadmill with quadraphonic, pressure-sensitive underlay.
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WADE: I was born in 2027. After the Corn Syrup Droughts, after the Bandwidth Riots. After people stopped trying to fix problems and just tried to outlive them.
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Hello, Wade. Hello, Mrs. Gilmore. What's the matter? Life getting you down?
