So, pregame at Paul's at like 7:00-ish. Paul has his own apartment?
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Did you have asparagus?
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Holy shit. Hey, kiddo.
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There you are.
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You've been in there for 54.. 55 minutes, Joe!!
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Joe, they're giving me hives. There's no way that they can give you hives.
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- Hi. - Hey. What's your name? My American name is Gary. You ever have one of those days, Gary? What kind of days? The kind I'm having right now. I don't know what kind of day you're having. Where you feel like somebody is pissing in your face all day long. Is that good or bad?
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- So, Patrick's a wrestler? - Oh, very good one. - Yes, a good one. - Very good wrestler. So what's that, Greco-Roman or arena? Don't answer that. Greco-Roman. What's arena? Arena is pro. Do you think that Joe would run away - to prove a point? - Oh, hold on now. We don't know that they've run away. I mean, there is absolutely no reason that Patrick would run away. Not for Patrick to run away, no. - Okay. - You're right. It's a classic kidnapping. They took our children and the canned goods and pasta. All right, look, I hate to admit it, but Frank is right. Right now, we have to assume that these are voluntary disappearances. Wow. What do you know? The police, always pushing their pig Irish agendas.
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All right, we need cool names for everything. Like, awesome, mythical names. - No, we don't. - Or, uh.. The Trees of Destiny. Oh!! - No. - No!! The map!! Aah!!
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Thanks. Guess I'm a man now, huh?
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Hello? Hi. Hi. I just wanted to make sure that you didn't get shot last night. No. No, no, no. I survived. I, uh, wound up getting stuck with that kid Biaggio, though. Oh, yeah, I spoke to him once. He told me that his uncle died on the Challenger. That's the price of space travel, right? Uh.. yeah, sure. Um, so get ready for this. Paul skedaddled on me last night. Uh, wow, that's.. That's a dick move.
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Let's go, man. We got a long walk home.
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I forgot about that. Are you laughing? Are you laughing at that? It was.. it was more of a laugh of admiration. For the murder of a turtle? The turtle died, then? Yeah, the turtle died, Frank. I suppose that's a shame. The problem is Joe's a mama's boy. Clarissa was good for him. She just let him be.
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There you go, property manager.
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What's up, Joe? Nothing's up. It's your roll.
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Ah.. Is anything better than a good stogie, Biaggio?
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Ah. Patrick is the one who set up Bicycle Olympics in my goddamn swimming pool. That was a nice $1,300 repair job. I never called you about that. Thought we were having a moment just then, Frank. And Bicycle Olympics was Joe's idea.
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What the fuck is a "barger" system? - Barter. - Barger? When you use equal goods or services instead of cash. So you admit that these are equal goods - in your barger system. - Yeah, but we do not run on a barter system. That's not the point.