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"There must be some life out there in the universe... "besides just me," I thought. And so, I set myself the task of finding it. I created... what I imagined biological life to be like... down to the most minute detail. Did you make a penis? Dude! What is wrong with you? If he is a planet, how could he make a baby with your mother? He would smush her! I don't need to hear how my parents... Why? My father would tell the story of impregnating my mother every winter solstice. That's disgusting. It was beautiful. You Earthers have hang-ups. Yes, Drax, I got a penis. Ha! Thank you! It's not half bad. Oh. Ugh. I've also got pain receptors, and a digestive system... and all the accompanying junk.
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
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Well, I'll tell you why. Because I was a skinny little kid who could squeeze into places adults couldn't. It made it easier for thievin'. Well, I've been trying to track you down ever since. DRAX: I thought Yondu was your father. What? We've been together this whole time... and you thought Yondu was my actual blood relative? You look exactly alike. One's blue! No, he's not my father! Yondu was the guy who abducted me... kicked the crap out of me so I could learn to fight... and kept me in terror by threatening to eat me. Eat you? Yeah. Oh, that son of a bitch. How'd you locate us now?
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
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What are those? If I touch someone, I can feel their feelings. You read minds? No. Telepaths know thoughts. Empaths feel feelings. Emotions. May I? All right. You feel love. Yeah. I guess I feel a general, unselfish love for just about everybody. No! Romantic, sexual love. No, I don't. For her! No!
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
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I say... if you are about to go through a doorway that is too low... your antennae will feel this, and keep you from being decapitated. QUILL: Right. And if it's anything other than... you specifically not being decapitated by a doorway, I win. They are not for feeling doorways. I think... they have something to do with my empathic abilities.
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2