Seriously? "Paleontology." What does that even mean? Study of fossils, I think. - That's kind of cool. - Says the gorgeous karate badass to the old fossil guy who doesn't have any endurance. [GAME CHIMES] I hate this game. "Weakness: Cake." Yes, cake is my weakness. Along with speed and strength. Huh... Strength is my weakness. Hey, can I...? Quick question. How is strength my weakness? Somebody explain that to me. And why would I need speed? Why would I need to be fast when I'm being chased by an enormous killer zebra or some shit in this dumb-ass hat? You're also a good weapons valet. - What does that mean? - Well, I think it means you carry my weapons in your backpack, and you give them to me when and if I need them?
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[GRUNTS]
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[GRUNTS]
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NIGEL: Legend tells that the Jaguar watches over Jumanji and anyone who dares to blind him will be consumed by a dark power.
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Go get that girl, Dr. Bravestone.
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You should be more careful where you loiter, you hear me? Yes, Mr. Vreeke. I hear you. This world swallows up kids like you.
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Hey, Martha. Martha. You can't play catch by yourself. Pair up. Come on. Let's go. No. No, I'm good. Okay. [STUDENTS CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY] You have to participate just like everybody else. Otherwise, why are you even here? It's a requirement. - Martha... - I think it's pointless. Gym class is not gonna get me into Princeton, and I don't understand the obsession with throwing a ball into a hoop and, "Touchdown, five points!" Okay. There's a lot wrong with that, but first of all... It's physical activity, which is good for you. With other people, also good for you. And if you try it, you might even have some fun. Fun. That's what we're doing here? Fun? This is school. We are supposed to be learning things that matter. - Okay, Martha... - We don't have a lot of time in this life, and I personally don't wanna waste it on being, like, a gym teacher.
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Mm.
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Uh, nothing, sir.
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I was talking about the kid. What are you doing out here? I was just talking to my friend.
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Whatever. It's not like I was your best friend for your entire childhood. - That's fine. - MAN: What'd you say? [GASPS]
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Oh, that guy is super weird. That poor man. So awful what happened to those people.
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- You proofread everything? - Yeah, I proofed it. And I gave it a beginning... and an ending and s-some in the middle. I would've done it myself, if I had the time or whatever, - but... - Yeah, it's no big deal. Hey, man, I was thinking, so... I mean, it's been really fun, doing your papers and your homework and stuff, but I don't know what you're doing this weekend. - I was thinking maybe we could... - This weekend. Yeah, ah... - Hey, Fridge. - Hey. You need a ride? - I'm going with her. - You know what? That's actually better for me, scheduling-wise, too, so... See you later, Refrigerator.
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That's interesting. MATHERS: Is it? I think so. I mean, what are the odds of that? Slim. MATHERS: Yeah, you also used the same metaphor: "the spreading wildfire," in your papers on the Boston Tea Party, the Battle of Gettysburg, and the women's suffrage movement.
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- That... That came out wrong. - Yeah, it sure did. That's detention.
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Sorry. Sorry. What up, girl?
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Why you wearing a raincoat? - What do you mean? - I mean, it's not raining. Oh, well, it might. I mean, you never know what's gonna happen. - [SQUIRREL SQUEAKS] - [SPENCER SCREAMS] - Oy vey. - What the hell, man? Do you mind? Can we speed this up? Freak House makes me very uncomfortable. Here you go.