Yeah. See you at auditions! For your audition, each of you will be singing sixteen bars of Kelly Clarkson's Since You've Been Gone. If a group likes you, they will contact you directly. My tone-deaf sidekick Justin here will be collecting your information. If I could sing a lick, in any human way possible, I would, but I can't. And I hate myself every day because of it! I know.
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That should really be a lesson to everyone. If you sing the same boring, girly shit every year, you will blow chunks. All over the place. Vomit everywhere. My fellow a-ca-people.
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But if you think this is just some high school club, where you can sing and dance your way through any big social issue, or confused sexuality, you have come to the wrong place.
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There is none of that here. That's high school. This shit is real life! Now, don't just bring it, sing it. And let's do this.
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We will not let egotistical, big-headed, garbage dirtballs, whoever you may be, get in our way.
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I promise you, we will return to the lCCAs and finish what we started last year.
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Hey, Bellas, remember when you tried to play in the big leagues and you choked?
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And here's the first one up. Good luck.
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Whenever you're ready, dude.
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Hello. My name is Lilly Onakuramara. I was born with gills like a fish.
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I'm sorry. What was that?
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Hello. My name is Lilly Onakuramara. I have gills like a fish.
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There's no backup dancers? Okay.
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Not a dude. It's not a dude.
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We shall begin by drinking the blood of the sisters that came before you.
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May I?
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Okay. That is everybody. I'm really not that impressed this year, guys.
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Do my eyes deceive me or are you a Barden Bella? No. You're one of those a cappella girls, I'm one of those a cappella boys, and we're gonna have a-ca-children. It's inevitable. You're really drunk right now. I don't think you're gonna remember any of this. No. I'm not drunk at all, you're just blurry. You okay? Yeah? Yeah. You almost fell over? No, she didn't. You know, I could... Can you pass a sobriety test right now? Yep. Can you stand up straight? See how I come right back? And I come right back. Right. Wow. Can I get you a drink? It sounds great. I'm gonna get you a drink. Go for it. I think you need to get on this level.
