No fucking way. Absolutely not. Come on, Stu. it's killing him. I don't care. Honestly, the two of you were barely invited. - Oh. - All right. I get it. I really do. Just, you know what? Alan considers you to be one of his best friends. I consider Alan to be insane. Stu, throw him a bone. His dad pays for everything he eats and breaks. We should squeeze the old man to cover the bachelor party. That's good. I'm glad you brought that up, because this is the bachelor party. - What? - What are you talking about? Yeah. it's my bachelor brunch. Go crazy. Get some chocolate-chip pancakes, a lap dance from the waitress.
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- Oh, my God. I just realized. - What? I forgot to renew my passport. Oh, no. Good thing I did it last week. It's in the kitchen drawer.
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You're the best. Hey, we're a team. No, I mean, you are a good guy. Like, a really good guy.
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Thank you. So I know you're not gonna get mad.
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- Was this right up against your scrotum? - Yep.
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For me?
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Wow.
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Yes, I am, actually. Thank you for noticing, Chow. Hey, guys, have a seat.
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We got it.
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- The monkey? - Yeah. I stashed the account number and password in his vest. Where is he?
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That's a nice neck roll.
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That's terrible. Not terrible. What you talking about? It's fucking genius. You ever see monkey go to jail?
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And we 're living here in Alantown There's water everywhere.
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Yeah, that's because it melted, Stu. The fucking power's out. "With an inadequate electrical grid serving millions of people... Bangkok experiences 1500 power outages per year." Seriously, Alan, that's enough.
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That monkey snorting coke with me all night... jerking me off while I watch Stu fuck with ladyboy.
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That's it. it's just us. Breathe. - Chow so cold. - I'm gonna warm you up. Chow so cold. Chow so cold. You did good, buddy. You did good. Chow did good.
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Hey, you know what? Leave the hat.
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Whoa, hang on. A drink card from White Lion Bar, Bangkok?