Why don't you just stop worrying for one minute? Be proud of yourself. I don't know, Phil. Maybe it's because I'm missing a tooth. Or maybe it's because there's a tiger in our hotel room... ...which, incidentally, is completely destroyed.
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I'll tell you another thing, 6-1 odds our car is beat to shit. Stu, not now. No, how much do you wanna bet it's fucked beyond recognition? That's enough. Alan's seriously worried, okay? Let's not freak him out any more.
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Okay, Felix, you can put your robe on. And the nurse will be in here in a minute. I'll see you after the weekend. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, doctor.
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What if something happened to Doug? Something bad. Come on, you can't think like that.
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MAN: All right, grab it from the other side. Is that the mattress from Doug's room?
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Deal? - Deal. STU: Deal.
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[CONTINUES SINGING]
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- Ah. That's nasty. - Mmm. How that sound? Unh, pshh. - So long, gay boys. - Wait a second. DOUG: He's a nasty little motherfucker. Did you ever get any ecstasy? DOUG: No, I ain't got no fucking ecstasy. - Goddamn it! ALAN: Gosh darn it! - Shit! ALAN: Shoot!
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Ah! [CHUCKLES] Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you. [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] All right. Hold on. I still need some of your permission slips... ...and $90 for the field trip to the Griffith Observatory next weekend. Pay now, or forever regret missing out on the experience of a lifetime, guys. You're good, you got it. STUDENT: Thanks, Mr. Wenneck. PHIL: Thank you. Hey. You really came through, thank you.
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Oh, no, uh, officer, that's just impossible. No, we need to be in L.A. Tomorrow for a wedding. - You stole a police car. - We didn't steal anything. Um, we found it. Yeah, if anything, we deserve a reward or something, like a trophy.
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Thank you. Thank you for that. That is exactly what I needed to hear. Not to mention it's pathetic. Those places are filthy. And the worst part is...
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Well, there was a snafu when we stopped... I called that bed and breakfast in Napa. They said they had no record of you even checking in.
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- You okay? - Aren't we riding an elevator? Why, is this Jeopardy? What the fuck is this bullshit? - Please, with the language. - Yes.
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Let me ask you a question.
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Alan, shall we dance?
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ALAN: Wait.
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STU: I don't know, man. It just hit me. You remember when we saw Doug's mattress impaled on that statue? - Yeah, we threw it out the window. - No, impossible. - You can't open windows in Vegas hotels. - Well, then how did it get...? - Oh, my God! - Ha, ha, ha. - Whoa, wait. What's going on? - Doug was trying to signal someone. - Holy shit. STU: Yes. - Wait. How did you figure that out? - Doug made me realize it. - Doug? - Uh, not our Doug. Black Doug. - Hey, hey, easy with that shit. Come on. - Sorry. Can someone tell me where white Doug is? - He's on the roof, Alan. - Yes. He's on the roof. We must have taken him up there as a prank... ...so he'd wake up on the roof. - Like that time in summer camp. We moved his sleeping bag out in the jetty at the lake? Ha, ha, ha. Which was hilarious. It's not so funny now, though, because we forgot where we put him. You guys are retarded, you know that? - Holy shit. You think he's still up there? - There's only one way to find out. PHIL: Doug! Doug! - Doug! PHIL: Doug, you up here, buddy? Where you at, Doug? Doug!
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I'm not even gonna say anything, it's so embarrassing. - Where's Alan? - He, uh, he went downstairs. He said he had to grab a few things. Good, because I have something to show you.
