I had to ask him slow down so I don't drop my load too quick. Load? What load? Oh, you know. My sperms.
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Wow, you guys look like shit. - Uh, do we know you? - Hey. Take off your fucking hat. You're in a restaurant, for chrissake.
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Hi. This is Dr. Stu Price. I'm getting married, so I'll be out of the country for two weeks. I'm not sure if I'll have cell service. If this is a dental emergency, plea...
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You sure about this?
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Butthole.
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I love your daughter and I'm gonna marry her... unless you have any problem with that. - I'm good. - All right.
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Oh, no! They shot the monkey!
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Did you see that jump? - Oh, what the hell?! - Oh, it's a monkey.
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Alan? What did you do? Well, isn't it obvious? I spiked them with muscle relaxers. And, plus, my ADHD medication. - What?! - You drugged us again?! Not you. I just wanted to knock out Teddy so we could enjoy the weekend. "Enjoy the weekend"'? Alan, you told me that you didn't do anything. Alan, you swore to God. I just wanted things to stay the same. Look at my face! You ruined my life! You're not my friend. Don't say that, Phil. Are you serious? Even in America? - Yes! - Oh, God. Don't say that, Phil. Don't start crying, Alan. You're the bearded devil! You liked it. You smiled at me when I held up the marshmallows.
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Yep. On it.
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Well, we're living here in Alantown And he's driven our lives into the ground When we woke up We were wasted and drunk Phil got shot We got beaten by a monk I was happy, and my life was good Getting married like a dentist should Roasting marshmallows on a stick I got fucked in the ass By a girl with a dick I remember that.
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You're the best. Hey, we're a team. No, I mean, you are a good guy. Like, a really good guy.
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We brought one of your guys back. He's really funny. He's really nice and cool.
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You said I'm chok. Well, I'm not. I'm not some weird milky, ricey, watery goop... that you feed to infants and old people, okay? Maybe I would be if you added some cayenne pepper.
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Only cost $6. How's that even possible? How's any of this even possible?
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We don't know anything about any codes. We're just trying to find our friend.
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Gotcha, Leslie. Get him out of here. Go. Good, good! We're good!
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I'm just gonna forget about it. - Never happened. - Right.
