Sorry about the last-minute performance change. - Don't worry. - What are you talking about? Well, he was supposed to sing "Burning Up" by the Jonas Brothers... but then I remembered you don't like indie rock. Hey, guys. You're not gonna believe this. - Is that your phone? - Yeah. How come you never tried calling us? It's been dead for two days. But I recharged it and found all these photos. - What? - Oh, shit. Some of it's pretty messed up. - Awesome. Let's check them out. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. No one needs to see this stuff. Come on, man. I'm Mike Tyson. I've seen everything.
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Monkey, taste it. What do you think? Is it shiitake? He can't understand you.
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What I do.
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Look out!
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It's okay.
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Come here. Hmm. Let's see. Oh.
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That's good. Why don't you try to wash it off? It's not coming off!
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Alan, leave the hat.
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But all that said... it would actually mean a great deal to both of us... if we could just get your motherfucking blessing.
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Teddy's gone, but I can still save Lauren. I'll just let her live her life without me. Stu. I want you to call Doug and tell him I'm never coming back.
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Hey. Mind if I sit? - Wolf pack only. Find another chair. - There's no wolf pack, Alan. - Come on. - It's no problem. I can find... - Don't be ridiculous. You're sitting here. - Careful. That's a Louis... That is a Louis Vuitton. Thanks.
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This is a real tattoo!
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If I could save time in a bottle The first thing that I'd like to do Is to save every day Till eternity passes away Just to spend them with you Are you guys seriously this calm? Relax, Stuart. It's classic switcheroo. I give him money, he gives us Teddy. Ever do anything that doesn't end up in a standoff? I'm an international criminal. It always ends like this. I met my wife at one of these things. You have a wife? Yeah. We married 15 years. What, Chow not good-looking enough for woman?