How'd we wind up with the monkey last night? Well, I needed some blow and Alan thought he was cute, so we stole him.
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Even you, Alan.
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- Hello? - Who takes an all-day fishing trip... the day before a wedding? Yeah, ha, ha. I guess it was kind of stupid. Put Teddy on the phone.
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- Hey, Stu. - What?
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Shame on you.
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I'm sorry, guys. This wasn't part of the plan.
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Stu would like to invite you to his wedding.
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Much better.
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"Ratchawang Police Station." Okay. Okay, I'll call you when we get there. - Teddy's in jail, but fine. We gotta get a cab. - Okay. All right.
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Did you ever think maybe it was just a black bear? Whatevs.
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- No! - No. Nothing, Chow. Okay, okay. I explain it all, okay?
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- Call an ambulance! - Shut up! He's dead. Look, if someone comes and finds a dead body and a pile of cocaine... we'll spend the rest of our lives in a Thai prison. Shh!
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Knock, knock! Hello?! Alan, Alan, show some respect. Don't get up, guys.
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I had to ask him slow down so I don't drop my load too quick. Load? What load? Oh, you know. My sperms.
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Get over it. He's your father-in-law. He's supposed to hate you. Come have a drink with me and the guys. You know, I'm really exhausted. We're just gonna go upstairs and crash. I spoke with the manager. He'll let us have a beach bonfire. That sounds fun. Nah. I'm good. He's tired. Stu. One drink with your friends. They came all this way. - I just wanna hang out with you. - Oh, come on, just go and do me a favor: Take Teddy with you. He never gets to have any fun. That is a great idea. Bring the kid.
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Get down! What the fuck?!
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Oh, God.
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- Phil! - Phil! Jesus. - Phil? You're okay. - Fuck me. Give us back our monkey. What monkey? Get your own monkey!
