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He'll warm up. I promise. Okay? If you just fax it over to me, I'll pick it up from concierge. Okay. Ha, ha. Thanks, Pa Pa. Bye-bye. That was, uh, my dad. I'm a stay-at-home son. We were discussing your wedding gift. He's sparing no expense. Oh, that's so unnecessary. I've been, uh, meaning to ask. I noticed it's a fishing village. Is there a Long John Silver's on the island? You know, no, I don't think so. I'm so sorry. But we are actually sewing some great fresh seafood. - Better than Long John's'? - Yes.
The Hangover Part II
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Well, we're living here in Alantown And he's driven our lives into the ground When we woke up We were wasted and drunk Phil got shot We got beaten by a monk I was happy, and my life was good Getting married like a dentist should Roasting marshmallows on a stick I got fucked in the ass By a girl with a dick I remember that.
The Hangover Part II
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And you know what the glue is? Lauren. And I'm not doing anything to screw that up. - You wouldn't be with her if it wasn't for us. - Oh, this'll be good. Stu, think about it. You ended up ditching Melissa. Two years later, you met your true soul mate. You take Vegas out of that equation, you would have married a cunt. It's okay. I'm allowed to say it. It's a bachelor party. Drink up, everybody. Wait, there's no alcohol. I forgot, we're at a fucking IHOP. Well, it's my decision and it's final, so how about a toast? - This sucks. I'm gonna wait in the car. - Come on, Phil. Where you going? I just don't get it. He's getting married in Thailand. That's great for him, but what about us? You're just selfish.
The Hangover Part II
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Stu! Alan, there's no dock. Just hang on. - Alan, it's not funny. Turn the boat. - Hang on. Is that Alan driving the boat? What? Uh ... We should probably move back a little bit. Come on. - Alan, slow down! - Please! Turn the boat! Turn the boat, Alan! Turn the fucking boat! Everyone, back up a little bit here. Sir, it's gonna get worse before it gets better. Come on, sir. Hold on! Hold on!
The Hangover Part II