Come on, Stu. It was beautiful. We climaxed at the same time.
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Why would I do that? Well, that way, we would look exactly alike.
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And you know what the glue is? Lauren. And I'm not doing anything to screw that up. - You wouldn't be with her if it wasn't for us. - Oh, this'll be good. Stu, think about it. You ended up ditching Melissa. Two years later, you met your true soul mate. You take Vegas out of that equation, you would have married a cunt. It's okay. I'm allowed to say it. It's a bachelor party. Drink up, everybody. Wait, there's no alcohol. I forgot, we're at a fucking IHOP. Well, it's my decision and it's final, so how about a toast? - This sucks. I'm gonna wait in the car. - Come on, Phil. Where you going? I just don't get it. He's getting married in Thailand. That's great for him, but what about us? You're just selfish.
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Hey, you know what? Leave the hat.
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Sweetie, it's Pa Pa. You have visitors. Go in slowly, give him a chance to acclimate.
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Listen, I'm sorry about everything that happened. Pay attention what I'm gonna talk to you now. When you see Chow, you tell him Samir says hello. - Okay. - But do it like that, okay? Hello. Like threatening. Like ironic.
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I'm telling you, I spoke to him. He's coming.
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No, I don't understand what he said.
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Pig!
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Yeah, that's because it melted, Stu. The fucking power's out. "With an inadequate electrical grid serving millions of people... Bangkok experiences 1500 power outages per year." Seriously, Alan, that's enough.
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What if it isn't? I mean, they're gonna kill Teddy. Just relax. We have until 8 a.m. tomorrow to figure it out.
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It's a mushroom.
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All right. Toast. Come on, stand up, guys.
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What's that?
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He's coming back around.
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And sorry we trenched the lawn here.
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Feet first, feet first. I've done this before. Alan.
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Uh, no. Actually, I hate it. No refunds. Get the fuck out. - Wait a second. - Read the sign.
