- -Phil. - Tracy. I'm sorry. Where the hell are you? It happened again. Don't say that. Please. No, this time we really fucked up. Seriously, what is wrong with you three? So much, Trace, I don't even know where to begin. Oh, God. How bad?
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Hi. This is Dr. Stu Price. I'm getting married, so I'll be out of the country for two weeks. I'm not sure if I'll have cell service. If this is a dental emergency, plea...
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Thank you. It's gonna be fun.
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Like no wedding bad? Yeah.
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You really need to floss more. Fuck that. That's why I come here. Then you should come more than once every two years. - So you could bleed me of all my money? - I never charge you a dime, Phil. - Hey, how do I work the nitrous? - Uh, you don't, actually. Come on. Just one hit.
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He doesn't hate me. He's just never spoken to me. I think it's a cultural thing. Why can't you get married in Vegas like last time? So much easier. Why can't you just be excited for me? This is my wedding.
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I looked into his eyes. Not the eyes of a man. The eyes of a coward.
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You're really happy, huh?
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Little worse than that.
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Guys, I can't tell you how much this means. Alan's been waiting for the invite ever since he got wind of the wedding. I'm sure he has. Yeah, he's been standing outside by the mailbox every day. - Wow, that's rough. - Yeah. I, uh ... I'm not quite sure he ever left Vegas, you know? He really needs this.
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That's bullshit. Ha, ha. You can't just skip out of a bachelor party, Stu. You see that? That's orange juice with a napkin on top. Do you know why? So nobody roofies me. Well, I refuse to eat fucking cantaloupe at a bachelor party. Come on. Don't you think you're overreacting? No, I don't.
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Alan found out that we're going to Thailand for Stu's wedding. So? So he's heartbroken, Doug. You guys are like his family. No, your family is like his family.
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All Alan talks about is the three of you. And that weekend. Wait. Is he the one that keeps calling and hanging up?
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Mad? What...? Mad at what?
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Shame on you.
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No fucking way. Absolutely not. Come on, Stu. it's killing him. I don't care. Honestly, the two of you were barely invited. - Oh. - All right. I get it. I really do. Just, you know what? Alan considers you to be one of his best friends. I consider Alan to be insane. Stu, throw him a bone. His dad pays for everything he eats and breaks. We should squeeze the old man to cover the bachelor party. That's good. I'm glad you brought that up, because this is the bachelor party. - What? - What are you talking about? Yeah. it's my bachelor brunch. Go crazy. Get some chocolate-chip pancakes, a lap dance from the waitress.
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- Oh, my God. I just realized. - What? I forgot to renew my passport. Oh, no. Good thing I did it last week. It's in the kitchen drawer.
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You're the best. Hey, we're a team. No, I mean, you are a good guy. Like, a really good guy.
