Control yourself, man. Goddamn, will you put on some pants? - Phil, do not go in the bathroom. - AI, just calm down. It's me. Phil, there is a tiger in the bathroom. - What's going on? - There's a jungle cat in the bathroom! - Okay, okay, Al. Al, I'll check it out. ALAN: Don't go in. Don't go in, don't go in. Be careful. Don't, don't.
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- Ah. That's nasty. - Mmm. How that sound? Unh, pshh. - So long, gay boys. - Wait a second. DOUG: He's a nasty little motherfucker. Did you ever get any ecstasy? DOUG: No, I ain't got no fucking ecstasy. - Goddamn it! ALAN: Gosh darn it! - Shit! ALAN: Shoot!
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It'd be so cool if I could breast-feed, you know? STU: Well, listen...
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Yeah, just have a little... [TIGER ROARING] [SCREAMS]
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[SCREAMING]
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[WHOOPING]
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I'm not even gonna say anything, it's so embarrassing. - Where's Alan? - He, uh, he went downstairs. He said he had to grab a few things. Good, because I have something to show you.
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[LAUGHS] FRANKLIN: Let me ask you a question: Do, uh, any of you gentlemen have a heart condition or anything like that?
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Okay, good or bad, we don't remember so we got nothing to talk about. Nothing, guys. Nothing.
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- This is yours. - Oh, thank you.
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[JADE MOANING]
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STU: I don't know, man. It just hit me. You remember when we saw Doug's mattress impaled on that statue? - Yeah, we threw it out the window. - No, impossible. - You can't open windows in Vegas hotels. - Well, then how did it get...? - Oh, my God! - Ha, ha, ha. - Whoa, wait. What's going on? - Doug was trying to signal someone. - Holy shit. STU: Yes. - Wait. How did you figure that out? - Doug made me realize it. - Doug? - Uh, not our Doug. Black Doug. - Hey, hey, easy with that shit. Come on. - Sorry. Can someone tell me where white Doug is? - He's on the roof, Alan. - Yes. He's on the roof. We must have taken him up there as a prank... ...so he'd wake up on the roof. - Like that time in summer camp. We moved his sleeping bag out in the jetty at the lake? Ha, ha, ha. Which was hilarious. It's not so funny now, though, because we forgot where we put him. You guys are retarded, you know that? - Holy shit. You think he's still up there? - There's only one way to find out. PHIL: Doug! Doug! - Doug! PHIL: Doug, you up here, buddy? Where you at, Doug? Doug!
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- Whatever. - It's funny, because just the other day... ...me and my boy, we was wondering why they even call them roofies. - You know what I'm talking about? - No. Don't know. Why not floories, right? Because when you take them... ...you're more likely to end up on the floor than the roof. What about groundies? That's a good new name for them. Or, how about rapies?
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We don't have to tell her everything. We can leave out the stuff... ...about me marrying a hooker. Just stay focused on Doug. - What am I gonna tell my dad? - Alan, relax. It's just the inside. Come on. I got a guy in L.A. Who's great with interiors.
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ALAN: What about the baby? PHIL: Leave him in the car. We're gonna be five minutes. STU: Whoa, we're not leaving a baby in the car. He'll be fine. I cracked the window.
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This was hugely helpful. Really. Because now we know that our buddy Doug... ...was with us at 3:30, totally alive.
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- What if they don't remember us? - Well, let's just find out.