Oh, look how happy this fucking guy is. Have you ever witnessed a moment with that much heat? I mean, white-hot heat, bro! No, it was pretty intense. Yeah!
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A Chinese guy came in here earlier. It was pretty weird. He pawned a gold brick. The thing's worth 400 grand, he took 18,000. - Did he say where he was going? - I'm sorry, was I talking to you?
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Fuck, that's actually a great idea.
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Nobody eats four marshmallows, Stu. That insane theory is the only reason I'm still alive? Yes! And you're welcome, by the way. Don't say "you're welcome" for almost killing me. - Fine. - Thank you. - You're welcome. - Goddamn it!
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I'll jab him if you want. I've drugged people before.
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I could feed him from my tree house. Besides, they remind me a lot of myself. In what way? They're majestic, pensive and tall. - Pensive? - Yeah. - Where'd you learn that word? - "Words With Friends." - What friends, Alan? - You can set it on random. Alan, aside from the fact that you shut down a freeway... ...you murdered a wild animal. It's national news. You don't want to know the checks I had to write to fix this. Oh, please. We're rich. We are not anything, Alan. I am well-off. You are my 40-year-old son... Forty-two. I'm 42! ...42-year-old son who still lives at home. You are to go back on your medication or I'm cutting you off. You're bluffing. When's dinner? Your mother and I can't take this anymore! - Well, you might have to. - I can't do it! I cannot do this!
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Yes, sir. Absolutely, I will. Thank you so much. No, of course. No, no. And again, I'm so sorry. That was the mayor, Alan. It was an accident. You said you'd always love me no matter what I did. I know and I do. You're my best friend. But, Alan, why would you buy a giraffe? I've always wanted one.
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He's super friendly!
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We're almost home, buddy!
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Motherfuckers!
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I have a wonderful life!
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Alan, what are you doing? Alan.
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Oh, sorry. No can do.
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No, my middle one could be different. The wires are all twisted. - On three. One, two... - Chow, stop! God.
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Yeah, the tattoo's the worst. Right? Definitely. Tattoo was the worst. Nightmare.