My Uncle Roger said that he once saw a albino polar bear. Really? Polar bears are white. How would he know if it's an albino? This one was black.
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Get over it. He's your father-in-law. He's supposed to hate you. Come have a drink with me and the guys. You know, I'm really exhausted. We're just gonna go upstairs and crash. I spoke with the manager. He'll let us have a beach bonfire. That sounds fun. Nah. I'm good. He's tired. Stu. One drink with your friends. They came all this way. - I just wanna hang out with you. - Oh, come on, just go and do me a favor: Take Teddy with you. He never gets to have any fun. That is a great idea. Bring the kid.
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Oh, rice pudding! What are you doing? - Ha, ha, ha. Very funny, Phil. - Be nice, Phil. He's extra sensitive tonight.
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Well, that was exactly as painful as I expected it to be. Ha, ha. Sorry.
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Sit down. I got this. Sit down, boy. That was, uh, a great speech, sir. I like the comparisons between, uh, Stu and rice. I've also prepared a few words. "Hey, everybody, here are some fun facts. The population in Thailand is 63 million people. It is twice the size of Wyoming. Its chief exports are textiles, footwear and rice. Each year, approximately 13,000 people are killed in car accidents in Thailand. - The climate in Thailand is..." - Alan, uh... Alan, why don't you skip to the last card there, buddy? Okay. Sorry. "None of you know Stu like I do." Not you. Not you. Not you. Not you. Not nobody knows Stu like I do. No one. "I can't even tell you what we've been through... because we made a pact more important than blood. What I can tell you is this: This is not Stu's first marriage. There was a whore in Las Vegas a couple of years ago..." All right, time's up. You can sit down, bud. You can sit down. - It was good. I did good, though. - Oh, God, you killed it. - Okay. Thanks, Phil. - Sit down. Yeah. In your face.
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All right. Toast. Come on, stand up, guys.
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Great. Now can we have our one fucking beer, Dad? Mm-hm.
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It means a lot that you made the trip. Thank you. Wouldn't miss it, buddy.
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That's okay. That is just wildly inappropriate. And yet I'm really glad you're here. All you guys.
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- You did it, buddy. - You sure did. Cheers.
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Oh, my God, Alan. Your head. No, your head.
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What? No. Phil?
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Come over here, Alan.
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To Lauren and Stu.
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What the hell?
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Think of him like monkey drug mule.
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Pretty cool room, Alan. Oh, thanks, Phil. My dad pays my rent. Alan, what the fuck? We were supposed to delete these. You made a promise. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What the hell? I'm not cool with this at all. You can't have these.
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- Hey, Stu. - Okay. See you on the court in half...