GIRL: Fat Jesus. FRANKLIN: All right, now, it's real simple. All you gotta do is point, aim and shoot. All right? Okay, look. You don't really wanna do this. You can do this. Just focus. Don't listen to this maniac. Let's think this through. Finish him! PHIL: Oh, fuck. FRANKLIN: Yeah! [GRUNTING & FRANKLIN LAUGHING] Right in the nuts! That was beautiful. [KIDS LAUGH] - Well done. Give her a hand, everybody. - Good job. Good job. Good job. Well done. Good job. That was great. Good. Hey, we got one more charge left. Anybody wanna do some shooting up here? How about you, big man? Come on up here. Okay, same instructions. Just point, aim and shoot.
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WOMAN: Hi, welcome to Caesars. STU: Hello. WOMAN: Checking in? Yeah. We have a reservation under Dr. Price. LISA: Okay, let me look that up for you. Dr. Price? Stu, you're a dentist, okay? Don't try and get fancy. - It's not fancy if it's true. - He's a dentist. Don't get too excited. And if, uh, someone has a heart attack, you should still call 911. We'll be sure to do that. Can I ask you a question? Do you know if the hotel's pager-friendly? - What do you mean? - I'm not getting a sig on my beeper. - I'm not sure. ALAN: Is there a payphone bank? Bunch of payphones? Business. Um, there's a phone in your room. That'll work.
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[CHUCKLES] I'm pretty sure that's illegal too. Yeah, maybe after 9/11, where everybody got so sensitive. Thanks a lot, Bin Laden.
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- Wow. All right. PHIL: Oh, thank God. You see?
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But if one of my kids went missing on a field trip...
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- I'm learning all kinds of vino factoids. - Hi.
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Hey, Phil, look.
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And I promise for as long as we're married... ...to never, ever put you through anything like this again.
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PHIL: Fuck! Shit. EDDIE: He shot me! - He shot Eddie! - Fuck this shit! [SQUEALING] [SCREAMS] PHIL: Fuck! Fuck!
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I just wish you could see this place, because you, of all people, would love it. Yeah. No, it's so quaint.