- Of course he did. - You won. Yeah. Clearly. Yeah. That's victory, right there. ALAN: It needs to go down. - It's good. Get in. - No. Safety first. - Alan, it's fine. It's down. - No, I gotta get it down first. PHIL: Jesus Christ. Look out. - Don't mess the car up. You're gonna mess the car up. - Hey, what are you doing next weekend? - I don't know. Working. Why? I was thinking maybe I'd come back and take you out to dinner. Really? Like a date? Yeah. Like a date. Only, one that hopefully I'll remember.
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STU: Fuck those guys, you hear me? That was bullshit. I'm telling everybody we stole a cop car. - They let us go, who cares? - I care! You can't just do that. You can't just tase people because you think it's funny. That's police brutality. I'm getting a soda. Do you guys want anything? No.
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DOUG: Oh, it's like college. - All right. I wanna talk about something. DOUG: All right. - I want to... ALAN: I'd like to...
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BUDNICK: Mr. Wenneck, I was... - It's the weekend. I don't know you. You do not exist.
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"Hello. How about that ride in? I guess that's why they call it Sin City.
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You guys are awe... [KNOCK ON DOOR] DOUG: Sid? - There he is.
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- Tell me what? - Careful, Doug. These women...
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Can you forgive me?
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That is awesome.
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By the way, where you get that cop car from? We, uh, stole it from these dumb-ass cops. Nice. [LAUGHING] High five that one. Yeah, that's nice. PHIL: You know, I just have to say... ...I have never seen a more beautiful, elegant, just regal creature. PHIL: Check it out. Stu. Stu. Fuck this tiger. STU: Oh, my God. That's awful. MIKE: Oh, man. [STU LAUGHING ON VIDEO] PHIL [OVER TV]: Oh, shit. - Who does shit like that, man?
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PHIL: It's Rock, Paper, Scissors. There's nothing more fair. - Alan should do it. - Alan took a punch from Mike Tyson. Come on. For Doug. Why are you peppering the steak? You don't know if tigers like pepper. Tigers love pepper. They hate cinnamon.
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CHOW: Ta-da. [STU SHOUTS] Is this some kind ofjoke? Who the hell is this? That is not Doug. What you talking about, Willis? That him. No, I'm sorry, Mr. Chow. That's not our friend. - He... That's... - The Doug we're looking for is a white.
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- Daddy. - Hey, my man. Excuse me, but I'm expecting my husband any minute. Oh, that's very funny. Come here. [GROANS] How was your soccer game? [CONTINUES SINGING]
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- Oh, thank God. - Okay. See, he fine. Now give me money... ...or I shoot him, and I shoot all you motherfuckers. And then we take it. Your choice, bitches.