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I want my purse back, assholes. - What? Your purse? - That's not a purse, it's a satchel. It's a purse. Okay? And you steal from wrong guy. Wait a second, wait a second. We stole from you? Okay, you know what? We don't remember anything that happened last night... ...so help us out a little here. Well, apparently you guys met at a craps table late last night. You were on a heater, and he played your hot streak. - He ended up winning just under 80 grand. - No shit? Eighty grand is nice. Okay, that's good. He put the chips in his purse, and then you guys took off with it. That doesn't sound like us. Mine had $80,000 inside. And this one? Nothing. Hey, there are Skittles in there.
The Hangover
35.4s
- What is that? - Blood brothers. - Don't... Why did you...? - Damn it. - Here. - Alan... - No. - No, I'm not doing that. ALAN: Go ahead, Stuart. - Make him stop. Alan, we're not gonna cut ourselves. Give me the knife. Slowly. Thank you. Okay. Thank you very much. PHIL: You all right? Are you okay? ALAN: Mm-hm. - Do you need a doctor? - He's good. PHIL: You sure? ALAN: I'm good. All right, good, because I need everybody to focus. I wanna take a moment, I wanna talk about some... I wanna talk about memory. No, better yet, I wanna talk about selective memory. You see, whatever happens here tonight may as well never have happened at all...
The Hangover
33.5s
[TIGER GROWLS] - Oh! Holy fuck! He's not kidding. ALAN: See? See? - There's a tiger in there. - No, there isn't. Yeah! - It's big. Gigantic. - You okay, buddy? No. I am in so much pain right now. Goddamn. Look at this place. Whew. I know. Phil, they have my credit card downstairs. I am so screwed. How does a tiger get in the bathroom? It almost killed me. Hey, bro? You mind putting on some pants? I find it a little weird I have to ask twice. ALAN: Pants at a time like this? I don't have any p...
The Hangover
32.1s
You're okay. Ha, ha, ha! Oh, God. We gotta go, buddy. Come on. Oh, we have been looking everywhere for you. - He's alive. - What the fuck is going on? We can explain everything, but right now we gotta go. - Hey, bud. You okay? - No. Not okay. You look good, you got some color. I'm jealous. - I'm getting married today. - Yes, you are. That's why you need to focus and do everything we say. Because, frankly, you're wasting a little bit of time right now. You fucking asshole!
The Hangover
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- Whose are those? - I don't know. It's a men's size 6. - That's weird. - What is this, a snakeskin? Oh, come on! Ew! - That's a used condom, Alan. - Oh, God. Blech! - Get it out of the car. STU: Gross, it's wet. - I don't want the thing. - Hey! Come on. I got jizz on me. Jesus Christ, guys! STU: Get it out. PHIL: Fuck!
The Hangover