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20.5s
You know, everyone says Mike Tyson is such a badass... ...but I think he's kind of a sweetheart. I think he's mean. All right. I think it's officially time we call Tracy. Hallelujah. Finally, Phil says something that makes sense. We don't have much of a choice. And maybe she's heard from Doug. That's what I been saying this whole time.
The Hangover
23s
Ah! [CHUCKLES] Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you. [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] All right. Hold on. I still need some of your permission slips... ...and $90 for the field trip to the Griffith Observatory next weekend. Pay now, or forever regret missing out on the experience of a lifetime, guys. You're good, you got it. STUDENT: Thanks, Mr. Wenneck. PHIL: Thank you. Hey. You really came through, thank you.
The Hangover
22.6s
He was a bartender on a cruise ship. You know that. Guys, I'm standing right here. So I can hear everything that you're saying. Hey, guys. You ready to let the dogs out? - What? - Do what? ALAN: Let the dogs out. You know. [SINGING "WHO LET THE DOGS OUT"] Who brought this guy? DOUG: Yes, Alan, we are ready to let the dogs out. - Hey, congrats. - Thank you.
The Hangover
21.1s
Hey, guys. Look, free almonds. - Oh, no, no, no. Please put those back. - Wait, I'm just hungry. - Well, I know, but... - Stu, what the fuck? It's a pressure-sensitive plate. When you pick it up, you have 30 seconds to put it back... ...or they bill you. ALAN: That's pretty neat. STU: It may be neat, but it's also very expensive, so... Those almonds are probably, like, $14.
The Hangover
20.4s
Stu, how much you got in the bank? About 10 grand. I was gonna use it for the wedding. You're already married, so we're good there. Besides, enough with Melissa, she's the worst. Yeah, Doug told me she had sex with a pilot or something. It was a bartender on a cruise. What is wrong with you people? - Ew. Alan, did you just eat sofa pizza? - Yes.
The Hangover
55.3s
[SINGING] What do tigers dream of When they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras Or Halle Berry in her catwoman suit? Don't you worry your pretty striped head We're gonna get you back to Tyson And your cozy tiger bed And then we're gonna find Our best friend Doug And then we're gonna give him A best-friend hug Doug Doug Doug, Dougie, Dougie, Doug, Doug But if he's been murdered By crystal-meth tweakers [TIGER GROANS AND THUDS] Well, then we're shit out of luck By the way, we're all gonna die.
The Hangover