Phil, stop the car, I wanna get out. Stop the car, I wanna get out. Pull over. Ma'am, in the leopard dress, you have an amazing rack.
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[PHIL COLLINS' "IN THE AIR TONIGHT" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] Hey, come on.
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I don't even know you, but I'm gonna tell you that's dumb.
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- Oh. ALAN: I'm panicking. - Aah! PHIL: Oh, my God.
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[BABY CRYING]
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Why can't we remember a goddamn thing from last night? Because we obviously had a great fucking time.
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7.4s
I got a question. Um, you said when your shift ended. Does that mean you're a nurse? Or a blackjack dealer?
The Hangover
3.9s
- I got a question for you. - What's up? How did you wind up in Chow's car?
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21.3s
It says here we should work in teams. Who wants to be my spotter? I don't think you should be doing too much gambling tonight, Alan. Gambling? Who said anything about gambling? It's not gambling when you know you're gonna win. Counting cards is a foolproof system. It's also illegal. It's not illegal, it's frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane.
The Hangover
18.2s
At least the trip wasn't a total disaster. - What makes you say that? - When I woke up on the roof... ...I happened to find $80,000 worth of Bellagio chips in my pocket. - Oh! STU: Oh, my God! Looks like we're going home with some money, boys. [ALL WHOOPING]
STU: Wait, what? Hey, Phil? I don't think Doug would want us to take the Mercedes. Relax, we'll be careful. My dad is crazy about that car. He left Doug in charge... Alan. We got bigger problems here. Doug could be in the hospital, he could be hurt. [CRANE BEEPING] - Let's worry about the car later. - Uh, guys? Check it out.
The Hangover
18.3s
Why don't you just stop worrying for one minute? Be proud of yourself. I don't know, Phil. Maybe it's because I'm missing a tooth. Or maybe it's because there's a tiger in our hotel room... ...which, incidentally, is completely destroyed.
The Hangover
12.6s
I'll tell you another thing, 6-1 odds our car is beat to shit. Stu, not now. No, how much do you wanna bet it's fucked beyond recognition? That's enough. Alan's seriously worried, okay? Let's not freak him out any more.
