♪ Bells will be ringing ♪ ♪ The glad glad news ♪ ♪ Oh what a Christmas ♪ ♪ You have the blues ♪ ♪ My baby's gone ♪ ♪ I have no friends ♪ ♪ To wish me greetings ♪ ♪ Mm ♪ ♪ Once again ♪♪
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Mom.
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Kenny G's in my den.
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Um...
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You lied to me.
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Yo! I need you to leave my house. What are you talking about? Get the fuck out, Kenny G. - I'm still getting paid, right? - I don't know! Take your little flute and shoo! Shoo, fly. - Go make another album. - It's not a flute, bitch. Don't care. Thank you so much. Thank you. You can go now. Please. You can leave. Thank you so much for coming. Thank you very much. You too, my friend. Please. No, no. Please exit. I don't know any of you. Please leave my house. Farewell, see you later. Sushi chef, you gotta go. We're done. You can take that plate. Amy, stop! You're embarrassing the family.
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Yup, that's a camel.
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I really miss your dad on Christmas.
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- I have diabetes. - Mom, stop. - Sit down. Sit down. - Kiki. Kiki. - Sit. - Kiki. - I've got strep throat. - Mom. - I might have gallstones... - No. - And really, Kiki, this is... - Enough. We need to have this conversation. I am a grown woman who needs a life that is separate from yours, and I need you to have a life that's separate from mine. I'm sorry. Kiki, I don't want a life separate from yours. You're my favorite person in the whole world. I know, but, mom, this is starting to affect my marriage. - What? - And my family. - Oh. - And my sanity. And I just, I need you to... To, to just let me go a little bit.
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Without you?
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Kent, get the kids out of here. Mm-hm. Yep, yep. Let's go, guys. Let's get outta here. Mommy and grandma gotta talk. Come on, buddy. This is gonna get ugly. - Mom. Mom. - What? What? You can't live next door to me. - Why, why not? - Because I need space. And t-that, that is too close.
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Um, is that a camel?
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So that's how it happened. That's how I ruined Christmas. I got so wrapped up in fighting with my mom that I lost sight of the only thing that actually matters. I lost sight of my kids.
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She really asked that? Sweetheart, she loves you more than anything in the world. She's just got a... a deeply fucked up way of showing it. Yeah. Look, I've been married to your mother for 36 years. Hm. And she is a pain in the ass even on a good day. But you know what? I love her more now than I did the day we got married. Because I know the real her. And if you can find it in your heart to forgive her and get to know her like I know her... you might just find that there is a funny sweet, beautiful person hiding inside there.
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That ice was from the moon! It was moon ice, you nasty bitch! Let go of the stupid tree! Let go! Listen, mom! I promised my kids I wouldn't do Christmas like this! Everybody loves a Christmas like this! It's fucking spectacular! No, they don't!
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♪ Forget what Father Brennan said ♪ ♪ We were not born in sin ♪ ♪ Leave a note on your bed ♪ Mom? It's Christmas Eve. Where do you wanna get takeout?
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My mother? - Ruth? - Yes. - Redmond? Huh. - Yes. She never shows anyone except for me. But beneath that tough exterior is a scared little girl whose mom never really loved her. Oh, come on, dad. You know her mother. Nothing your mom does is ever good enough for that woman. She makes your mom feel worthless every single day of her life. So that's why it's so important to your mom to make everything perfect. It's not because she's vain. It's, it's, it's... You know, it's because when someone tells her she's got the most amazing Christmas tree on the block, it makes her feel just for a second like she's not worthless. Like she's, she's actually good at something. Like she's, like she's loved. Why does she take it out on me then? Because you know what she's most insecure about? Mm... Bein' a mom.