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- Hi, mom. - Hey. - Hey! - How was the game? It was great! The Bulls won. - Yes! Congratulations. - Yes! - Hi, honey. - I love you, baby. Wow. Your house looks really great. Oh, thank you. I still-I still got lots left to do, but... Can I do anything to help? No, no, not unless you know how to magically fix Christmas lights. Yeah. Yeah, I can do that. Yeah, you just swap out the fuse. It's pretty easy. That's pretty hot. I won't lie. Oh, you're definitely getting the gold-star treatment tonight. I like that, but hold that thought. Okay.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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What's this? It is a key to my new house! What are you talking about? Well, after our therapy session I felt like we were drifting apart. So I decided to move closer to you guys. Oh. Okay. Uh, where are you moving to? Right next door! - Jesus. - What? You're moving, um, next door to me? Yeah, the house wasn't on the market. So I checked it out on Zillow and I made an all-cash offer. And then, boom. Howdy, neighbor. - Howdy, neighbor. - Oh, my God. We can dig a tunnel between the houses. Keeks! Oh, Keeks.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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And it worked. I stood up to her, and she totally backed down. - I'm so proud of you. - Thank you. I actually felt, for the first time my mom looked at me as an equal. Like maybe someday, somehow, we could be closer. Relax, Obama. Your mom is still a colossal bitch. Don't let your guard down, or she's gonna blow up your car. - Alright, alright. - I'm just saying. Well, either way, it was a big step. So, I just wanna say thank you for encouraging me. - Aww, we're so proud. Whoo! - Thank you. You know what I think we should do to celebrate? Watch a bunch of Santa Clauses take off their clothes! ♪ Give me the green light ♪ ♪ 'Cause I'm ready to go ♪ ♪ Let's have a good time ♪ ♪ What you waiting for? ♪ ♪ We only got one life ♪ ♪ And we gonna live it up ♪ Oh, yay! I love Santa Claus. And there's so many of them. Guys, I don't wanna make a big deal of it. But, um, I'm kind of on a first date with one of the Santas. - Shut up. - Yeah. Wait. Which one? Santa number two. ♪ If you know what I mean I'mma ride that mami ♪ ♪ Yeah I got the key and I'mma lock that mami... ♪♪ How'd you guys meet? Oh, waxing his balls. That is so romantic. You learn a lot about a man when you wax his sack. You know, some guys cry. Some guys act real tough. But... But Ty, he was so calm. It was almost like waxing the balls of the Dalai Lama. Whoo!
A Bad Moms Christmas