- Hi, mom. - Hey. - Hey! - How was the game? It was great! The Bulls won. - Yes! Congratulations. - Yes! - Hi, honey. - I love you, baby. Wow. Your house looks really great. Oh, thank you. I still-I still got lots left to do, but... Can I do anything to help? No, no, not unless you know how to magically fix Christmas lights. Yeah. Yeah, I can do that. Yeah, you just swap out the fuse. It's pretty easy. That's pretty hot. I won't lie. Oh, you're definitely getting the gold-star treatment tonight. I like that, but hold that thought. Okay.
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Oh, my fucking God!
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Oh. Your dad is awesome. I thought you hated him. What? No, honey, what? Why would you say that? When you came over to the house last week I heard you and daddy in the bedroom and you kept screaming at him.
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But you... somehow just turned out really good. Um, and, Carla, I just...
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I do too.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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- Thank you. - I mean, I wish...
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We still can, mom.
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I love you so much. I do.
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So, I've given up gambling... - Mom. - On horses. And I'm gonna pay you back every cent that I borrowed from you.
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Maybe I should start at the beginning.
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Merry Christmas, Kiki.
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This song is called "When Boris Gets Murdered." It sounds like someone's yelling at us. Why can't we just go do something fun?
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Where are you going? It's not left. - The theater's to the right. - Oh, I know. We're not goin' to the theater. Where are you taking us? You'll see.
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What's this? It is a key to my new house! What are you talking about? Well, after our therapy session I felt like we were drifting apart. So I decided to move closer to you guys. Oh. Okay. Uh, where are you moving to? Right next door! - Jesus. - What? You're moving, um, next door to me? Yeah, the house wasn't on the market. So I checked it out on Zillow and I made an all-cash offer. And then, boom. Howdy, neighbor. - Howdy, neighbor. - Oh, my God. We can dig a tunnel between the houses. Keeks! Oh, Keeks.
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And it worked. I stood up to her, and she totally backed down. - I'm so proud of you. - Thank you. I actually felt, for the first time my mom looked at me as an equal. Like maybe someday, somehow, we could be closer. Relax, Obama. Your mom is still a colossal bitch. Don't let your guard down, or she's gonna blow up your car. - Alright, alright. - I'm just saying. Well, either way, it was a big step. So, I just wanna say thank you for encouraging me. - Aww, we're so proud. Whoo! - Thank you. You know what I think we should do to celebrate? Watch a bunch of Santa Clauses take off their clothes! ♪ Give me the green light ♪ ♪ 'Cause I'm ready to go ♪ ♪ Let's have a good time ♪ ♪ What you waiting for? ♪ ♪ We only got one life ♪ ♪ And we gonna live it up ♪ Oh, yay! I love Santa Claus. And there's so many of them. Guys, I don't wanna make a big deal of it. But, um, I'm kind of on a first date with one of the Santas. - Shut up. - Yeah. Wait. Which one? Santa number two. ♪ If you know what I mean I'mma ride that mami ♪ ♪ Yeah I got the key and I'mma lock that mami... ♪♪ How'd you guys meet? Oh, waxing his balls. That is so romantic. You learn a lot about a man when you wax his sack. You know, some guys cry. Some guys act real tough. But... But Ty, he was so calm. It was almost like waxing the balls of the Dalai Lama. Whoo!
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Ty Swindle. How did you find me? - I just looked for you. - Hi. Well, there are so many things I wanna say to you right now. Just say it. I feel like it's better if I, I do it through the universal language of dance. - Shut up. - Yes! - What dancing? - Christmas dancing.
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Mom, also I got a box of Ziploc bags. Oh, sweet Jesus.