Would you mind actually giving me a call a little later? I'm busy. Gotta get back to those dishes. - Abby, wait. - What now?
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Yep. Yep, yep.
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No. This is Colin.
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Larry, Georgia, listen to me. I want you to skewer him.
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And I'm Georgia Bordeney. And I'm Mike Chadway. And this is The Ugly Truth. Where we'll be taking a few minutes every day... ...to talk about men, women and relationships. Let's start with men. Men are simple. To illustrate my point, here we have a classic romantic setting. We have candlelight, champagne, and even... ... your own personal violinist. Now...
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Congratulations?
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- Good night. - Good night.
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And I thought you were angry and bitter.
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- What are you doing? - Saving you. He was blowing you off. He wasn't blowing me off! Don't. Okay, he'll be expecting you to call him. And when you don't, he'll call back. - How do you know? - Because I know how men operate. If you want it to work out with this guy, then you'll listen to me... ...and you'll do exactly as I say. You've done irreparable damage... ...with your psycho-aggressive control-freak phone call. It might even be too late.
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- I am all over this. - Where are you going? - We're live in two. - It's going great, isn't it? The big, strong, brave men that we've all been reading about... ...in novels and watching in movies since we were 9 years old... ...that's a fallacy. They don't exist. Men are not strong. Men are not brave. Men are afraid. It's all part of the show. It's an Andy Kaufman thing we're doing. Even if they have a moment in a hotel elevator... ... and it's totally romantic and full of potential... ...men are incapable of copping to it. Because why? Men are weak. Let me tell you something about women.
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- So did Butt Boy ask you out? - Not yet. We're taking things slow, getting to know each other first. Why am I talking to you about this? In other words, he didn't actually ask you out.
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...to the Devils game with me on Saturday.
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Tracy McIvor asked me to the Sadie Hawkins dance.
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- Five minutes. Ticktock, ticktock. - Yes, dear.
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- Do I what? - You know...
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- Oh, God. - Hold that shot with Georgia and Mike. He just talked about her age. - She's gonna kill me. - Well...