- Where? - There. Right there. Abby? Abby, you might want to look up.
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Then I'll quit. You're really that confident?
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- Forty? - I mean, you ain't gonna do...
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I'm your producer.
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Think of my son. My son, who had a dream of being a cosmetician. Think about him. Think about Joy. Just do it for me. Today it'll be partly sunny with a cloud cover moving in from my left breast. Low pressure systems are moving up, so expect a cold front.
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- Great job, Mike. - Thank you. See you guys later.
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- Right? It's good, right? - No. We should do some stuff on location... ...because you're great when you're interacting with people. I'm sorry, did you just say I'm great?
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- That's a good one, huh? - That is funny. Thank you.
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And for your information, I only slept with the one who could read.
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Could you excuse me?
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It's been more than 30 seconds.
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It's me, Nikki. Why haven't you called me? I miss you. - I can't stop thinking about your huge... - Hey. - Who's that? - Rubbing all over my...
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Well, you better start. Because if you don't wanna have sex with you, why the hell would Colin?
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Doctor's office. Hi. This is Abby Richter calling for Dr. Anderson. - Please hold. - Yes, I'll hold. What are you doing? Why are you calling this guy? No. - Dr. Anderson. - Hi, Colin. This is Abby. Your neighbor from last night.
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Hey, how are you, folks? All right, Mike, welcome. Now, listen. Men, we men, I think I can say "we men." Not necessarily "wee" men, but men of all sizes... - No, I get it. I get it. - We're not known for our expertise... ...in matters of the heart.
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Yes. I've got a list of demands that I would like to make after the show... ...and let me just warn you, they're gonna be scatological.
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Since when do you have an agent? And since when is it okay... ...to book Late Night without the producer's approval?
