They're all great. Can we go over your intro one more time? - "I'm Jack Magnum, and this is..." - The Ugly Truth. Okay. Let's maybe lose the gun thing. What? Gun's my signature move. Unless the NRA is paying your mortgage this month... ...I say lose the effing gun.
The Ugly Truth
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Oh, Lord. So how long should I wait to have sex with him? Well, the more you make him beg for it... ...the more you're gonna keep him on the hook. So do everything else but. But then show him... ...that beneath that control-freak exterior of yours... ...that there's a sexual deviant waiting to be unleashed. No. No, I'm not a sexual deviant. Good point. I'm guessing you've been out of practice for what, a year? No.
The Ugly Truth
8s
- Good, you're ready. - For what? The dinner with corporate. - Didn't you get my e-mail? - No. And I can't. I have a date with Colin.
The Ugly Truth
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Look at this bone structure. This could be the bone structure of your future children. Don't you want them to be symmetrical? You printed his profile? What? Yes. These have not been touched in some time. I have to live vicariously through your life. I really think that this could be our next boyfriend.
The Ugly Truth
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Have a little something else on its way up for you. You are going to love it.
The Ugly Truth
11.9s
Which, in turn, screws with your manhood. What's your point? - Yes, Georgia, take control. - My point, Georgia... My point is that your husband... ...hasn't had sex with you in...
The Ugly Truth
2.8s
The girl some idiot told me to be.
The Ugly Truth
5s
Love it. - And this is Joe, your new producer. - Hi.
The Ugly Truth
11.5s
So cutting-edge. So... So fantastic. So fantastic! Oh, God! Oh, it's so, so great! Oh, God. Yeah! You're gonna love them.
The Ugly Truth
4.7s
Stuart, I'm pulling up. I'm gonna try to catch him. Okay. I'll call you back.
The Ugly Truth
4.3s
You already hired him? Who's this delightful creature?
The Ugly Truth
2.1s
You have to do it for the ratings, Abby.
The Ugly Truth
1.7s
Okay.
The Ugly Truth
3.2s
I like rising with the sun, and a view.
The Ugly Truth
1.8s
What do you want me to say?
The Ugly Truth
5.4s
That was a little over the top, but nice try. - Well, thanks. - For what?
The Ugly Truth
2.3s
You'll never know.
The Ugly Truth
5s
Okay, I got you. I'm in position. - Can't say today was boring. - You're being nice.
