- Now, we have to teach you flirting. - I know how to flirt. You know how to flirt? "Oh, my name's Abby, and I love reading Tolstoy. I also love cats, gardening, and romantic picnics." I don't think so. Hey, babe, you wearing any underwear? You know what? I wouldn't say that, and I wouldn't grab ass. What's wrong with a little ass-grabbing? I mean, what's it there for if for not me to grab it? You're just a set of orifices and a pair of teetahs. And you are a deeply, deeply disturbed person. Maybe I'm just a really good student. - Would you stop doing that? - Doing what? Running your finger down there. Over me. Why? Is it turning you on? Maybe. It's weird, I think I kind of like it. Really? - Sucker. - Oh, I knew it. Okay, no teaching the teacher. Come on. - Who is it? - It's Colin. I'm not ready for this. Am I ready? - I'm not ready for this. - Calm down.
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- Not bad. - I just... I don't wanna be perceived as a bimbo. I mean... And I don't want you to be a bimbo. You have to be two people: the saint and the sinner. The librarian and the stripper.
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Would you mind actually giving me a call a little later? I'm busy. Gotta get back to those dishes. - Abby, wait. - What now?
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- Hi. - Hey. - Wow, you look great. - Oh, thanks. Yeah, I was just doing the dishes. - What happened to you today? - What do you mean?
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On the one hand, you have to push the guy away with a cold indifference... ...on the other, you have to be a sexually teasing tornado.
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You put me on hold and never called back. - Oh, my God. Was that you? - Yeah. - I'm so sorry. - It's okay.
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No, that's good. Now make him suffer. Make him suffer. Suffer. Abby, I was wondering if you'd like to go...
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...to the Devils game with me on Saturday.
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- Real or fake? - You'll never know.
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Well, thanks for being you.
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That was a little over the top, but nice try. - Well, thanks. - For what?
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Okay, I have a visual. Nod if you can hear me.
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I'm so sorry. - Oh, God. I'm so, so sorry. - No, it's okay. You know, I can get this out. I'm sure I can. - What fabric is this? - I don't know. Cotton? Cotton. Cotton's the worst. Well, actually, leather's the worst. - After that would be suede. - Okay. - I think I can get it out. - Abby.
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That definitely made up for my wet crotch. Me too. No, scratch that. I didn't have one. Yeah.
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- Who? - That girl, right there. I was trying to get us a couple hot dogs. - Two. Thank you. - Okay.
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No, stop. Listen. Tell him you saw him looking at another girl. I saw you... I saw you looking at another girl.
